Karen is off to the clinkety clink. What does that mean for her status on RHOP? Do you want her back? Over with caviar and caftans, Dorit and Sutton go at it again. Would you rather be called poor or an alcoholic and mentally unwell? What is really happening behind the scene with Kyle and Mo? Over in Summer House, Kyle rage texts Paige about Craig …

It's Monday and we're chatting Traitors and Southerns! There was traitor-on-traitor crime this week as we had to say goodbye to Carolyn. Danielle has become our BEC and her theatrics are too much! Southern Charm was the best its recently been and we were giggling and cringing watching Shep and Sienna. The text even had us spiraling. We may be worri…

The second episode of Summer House did not disappoint! We get to see Carl congratulate Lindsay, Ciara utilize her Traitors Roundtable skills and Jesse get wifed up! Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen! Merch: www.etsy…

We chat about Part 1 of the RHOP Reunion, which was better than the entire season combined! And on RHOBH, Dorit has the girls over for 4th of July which explodes into fireworks of fights: Sutton vs. Dorit and Kyle vs Boz! Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACa…

Catch up with us about our weekend together plus we chat Traitors, Southern Charm and Southern Hospitality! Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen! Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p…

It's feeling like a warm hug as we are back in The Hamptons for Season 9 of Summer House! West and Jesse welcome newbies Lexi and Bailey and Jesse can’t help but put on the full court press. Is he already in love with Lexi “gives me” Wood? Ciara dismisses West, and Lindsey has the announcement of a lifetime! Where is Carl? (But for the rest of the …

Because we always seem to record when something drops, we discuss WWHL with Craig and go over his version of the break up and both of them being at Super Bowl. We talk Traitors and wonder who will get murdered face-to-face? We go to Las Vegas with the Southern Hospitality crew and get deep in Augusta with Sutton and Reba. Come judge with us! You ca…

We catch up on all the gossip! Madison is pregnant, more lore for the Paige and Craig break up, and is Hubbhouse a single woman? We gloss over the reunions because meh. In Beverly Hills, we loved the juxtaposition of Augusta, Georgia vs Kathy’s Capri party and felt for most of the women as they gave us vulnerability. The women rally around Dorit an…

Kick off the week with a bit of TJG! We chat Grammys, naps, RHOP finale and reunion preview and the RHOA trailer. Which Traitor is playing the best game? Who should be murdered next? Can any of them make it to the end? Would you rather take relationship advice from Austen or Craig? We giggled listening to Molly and Sally talk about the work they've…

Our Housewives are dwindling as we have two reunions this week. Is Jenna poor with wanting to return her bathrobe? Did Brynn really wait till reunion day to watch the finale? Why are Brynn, Erin and Sai so jealous of Jessel?! In Beverly Hills, Sutton turns up the heat as The Executioner, we head to Garcelle's Beach House (again) and Kyle and Dorit …

Saturday coffee talk! Mary got to see the WWC boys in action last night and Courtney went hunting! We talk all things Traitors: another housewife gone? The Traitors are all against each other? Who will they MURRRRDDERRR next? Plus we dive into Southern Hospitality and Southern Charm! Is the group coming for Emmy or do they care about their friend? …

This week we discuss the season finale of RHONY (Trigger Warning: we discuss sexual assault in the first part of the pod). Kyle cries like a teenage girl and Sutton will not bow down to the alter of her on RHOBH. The RHOSLC reunion kicks off with Emma the jeweler potentially not having a job and a showdown between Baby G and Brownyn. Come judge wit…

It's Saturday, we're hyped up on coffee and here to chat! We discuss who on Southern Hospitality has which VPR cast member in them, hope that Emmy leaves Will and want to go to Lake's lake house. Southern Charm cast is disjointed and poor Venita, who never gets scenes, finally gets one and its her drowning but saved by maybe-lifeguard, Craig. Could…

Who else woke up this morning and looked into the mirror with the affirmation of "If you want to be a lesbian, be a lesbian!"? The women of RHOBH are slowly exposing Kyle and we are watching her take down season. Between letting Mo's infidelity slip and encouraging Kyle to be whoever she wants to be, Sutton and Garcelle aren't holding back. We can'…

On this Saturday morning we finally get to address the breakup of Paige and Craig. While we are bummed that it happened, Paige made the right decision for herself. We chat Southern Charm wondering if these boys can ever get back together or if Craig is too far removed (though we think it can happen!). If you aren't watching Southern Hospitality, ca…

Happy 2025! Apologies as this episode is a bit all over the place as a present-past-present mashup. Our hearts are with those affected by the LA fires and we hope we can bring a bit of reprieve and laughter. We manage to catch up on NYE with Andy and Anderson, Jen Aydin and Jersey Mikes, and other news that happened over the break, plus we deep div…

It's our final podcast of 2024! We go over our predictions from this year and how right and definitely how wrong we were. We chat about what we think will happen in the Bravosphere for 2025 and we end with some Q+A from you all We can’t thank you amazing jurors enough for letting us be ourselves: the good, the bad and the judgey. We absolutely ador…

It's our penultimate episode of 2024! We break down the Karen DUI videos and catch up on Southern Charm! We realize JT booked a gig and is a method actor, Madison takes down the troll, and the boys can’t take that Craig is growing up. Plus we have to watch another dog birthday party and see the love pentagon of Shep, Taylor, Salley, Gaston and Sien…

We debrief the Summer House trailer and talk about all the Real Housewives episodes. Is RHONY worth it in binge-form? Maybe! Was the Love Lagoon asking some wild questions? Definitely! Camille Grammar really wanted her moment and Dorit wasn’t giving it to her. Why did Kyle have this party and didn’t even dress in Diamonds or Denim? We couldn't help…

We chat RHOBH and RHOSLC! We really can’t watch an entire season of Dorit and Kyle fight knowing that Kyle just doesn’t like Dorit. It’s that plain and simple. Seriously, what were we fighting about in the sprinter van on the way to the plane? In SLC, we head to Puerto Vallerta to see Lisa’s powerpoint presentation to come to life. Bronwyn was rele…

It’s Monday Happy Hour! Courtney is back from New York after unsuccessfully running into some Bravolebs, Mary is still on her bread baking journey and we catch up on Potomac, RHOBH, and RHOSLC! Between speed dating (they got us!), duck duck goose (we don't want it!), and high body count hair (is this funny but also mean?), we talk about it all! Com…

The Season 10 premiere of Southern Charm is here! Will these boys ever grow up? Craig drives Austen with the trunk open to meet up at Shep's family ranch so they all can mend their relationship. Austen and Shep come together after his ayahuasca trip and Craig just giggles. Venita has somehow attached herself to Willy Wonka who comes to the Carolina…

This week of RHOSLC hit hard. We ended the episode with a powerful conversation between Mary and Robert Jr. This was one of the most raw and real conversations we have had on housewives and are thankful that she shared this with all of us. It's been a tough season for Mary and she's not having any of the BS from the other women. "Goodbye, Meredith …

Start your holiday weekend with a little dose of us! We are sad about the ending of VPR. Though it didn't have a great last season, we grew up with them and have feelings of nostalgia! We chat our thoughts on Wicked too (spoiler alert: we loved it!). Another week of RHOBH, another episode knocking it out of the park! The women are not following the…

Monday Holiday Happy Hour and Holy Mercury Retrograde! We talk all things RHOP, RHOSLC, and RHOC Reunion Part 3. Is Mia giving us too much? Is Stacey still figuring out what show she is on? We can’t stop thinking about Meredith’s bangs and Todd and Bronwyn’s relationship! Will Heather and Bronywyn be able to move on? Team Angie and Abe Lincoln or M…