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Hake news hodge podge! Hasan Piker misinterprets Destiny's mom! Calls on pot use/quitting, near-death lessons, and politics MESS.

The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 20, 2024 AD

TIME STAMPS

* (0:00:00) Topics: Hasan/Destiny, Happiest countries

* (0:02:11) Hey, guys! Knowledge is poison (Hake tee)

* (0:05:20) Dirty Dozen (strawberries), Clean Fifteen

* (0:11:45) Intermittent fasting vs American Heart Association

* (0:15:34) Hasan Piker: Destiny's mom whipped slaves! (Scythe, plantation)

* (0:27:00) (Pardon strange interlude, saying hello to visitor!)

* (0:27:39) Commies, struggle sessions, false values

* (0:29:25) Coffee revisited: Problems with welfare

* (0:37:23) ALEX, CA: Pot and video games not the worst (2 jobs)

* (0:41:54) ALEX: Near-death experiences (real life lessons: Anger, etc.)

* (0:48:14) ALEX: FE, moon, tide; space is fake unfortunately

* (0:51:09) ALEX: Joe, horses, owners with injuries

* (0:53:43) MR PINK, CA: FE/BE agnostic, Near-death (LSD OD)

* (0:56:53) MR PINK: Dropped pot, paranoia, irritability… presence

* (1:01:03) MR PINK: Turmeric, Indian, GMOs, pesticides, human error

* (1:07:31) JAIME, MN: Welfare vs work income; no vote!

* (1:13:05) JAIME: Taxes, "sovereign citizens"

* (1:15:53) JAIME: Pot 10yrs ago (stronger today, melting brain)

* (1:18:03) Coffee: Joel and Sean co-hosted Mon! (HR: Anti-feline rhetoric!)

* (1:19:06) Super: Joel, Joe, TONY! (Fri 3/15/24 show)

* (1:21:57) Rumbles: Property tax everywhere!

* (1:22:50) Super: Frederick, DLive

* (1:23:56) Over the Rhine - "Nobody Number One" (2003, Ohio)

* (1:31:19) War, famine, immigration

* (1:38:17) Happiest countries

* (1:43:12) BRIAN, MO: Help, then war, now trans agenda?

* (1:49:49) RUSS, VA: Take away all the guns, no gun violence!

* (1:52:42) "Ain't No Monkeys in My Family Tree" - Knights of the New Crusade

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