07/31/24 Show 218 : Never Been Awake / Never Seen A Day Break

The Gerard Cosloy Radio Hour (That Feels Like Two Hours)

Now that this show falls under the banner of East Village Radio’s star-studded lineup, it seems I’m under some obligation to inform the station’s powers-that-be what each episode contains in terms of themes, commentary. I tried to explain that this episode was all about how I’ve got OLYMPIC FEVER but I guess the connection was poor and Brian thought I said “Ozempic Fever”. Thus the entire show had to be vetted by the legal department at Novo Nordisk (who may or may not be bankrolling the station) and now I’m under what’s being called TRIPLE SECRET PROBATION. This seems a bit much, I mean, granted EVR has to protect itself but is an ankle bracelet really necessary (and does it have to be pink)?
(above 70’s pop idols turned Ozempic pitchmen Pilot - hands up everyone who ever heard “Oh Oh Oh It’s Magic” and thought, “there’s no way this can be performed without a double neck SG”)