S5E11: A Deep Dive into Hallow Be Thy Maple, Adam Sandler movies, and Wig Sex is not for Boring People

Swimming in Sweetwater: A Deep Dive into Riverdale

Post prison break mayhem at the school. Back to remote learning? Were the doing they previously? Hold on aren’t they all teachers? Who is monitoring these kids? Is Alice a teacher too? Why doesn't she move?

A gem from Ethiopia, am I going to have to watch that adam sandler movie?

Penelople is a minister, Jason is jesus. if Cheryl is still keeping Jason’s skeleton around, who did she give the Viking funeral to? Also this can’t be jason because there was no bullet hole in the skull. But then she SEES JASON??!

Betty Bad at Boundaries Cooper’s plan is to just sit in the truck and hope something happens? Tab asks her for help with Jughead, which is not super appropriate and again he lives with Archie.

Betty introduced Jughead to wig sex, she is not a metaphor for boring no fun, she helped you burn down your childhood home to get rid of evidence, she is the least boring person on this show

Jugheads fever dream: Okay so where are all these men in suits coming from? I thought this was going to be a fever dream but was it real? All the kicking men in suits? Why are there so many of them? What business is in the unincorporated town of Riverdale that is drawing in all this suit wearing men who like to beat up people?