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🤑🤑🤑 Sweat Equity Podcast® covers a wide range of topics as hosts Law Smith and Eric Readinger engage in their signature freewheeling discussion. They debate the qualities needed in a president and share an amusing gym conversation. Personal growth, neighborhood acquaintances, and staying true to oneself are examined through the lens of routines and fashion trends. The limitations of AI-generated images and stock photos are explored. Taxes, professional gambling, and simplifying tax code are debated alongside views on government spending. Taylor Swift's enduring fame, music, and divisive fanbase are analyzed from different angles. Religion, Scientology, Hollywood influence, and surprise birthday parties provide lighter fare. How to write effective episode descriptions, podcast sponsorships, and the comedy business round out this episode full of laughs and insights. For an entertaining and thought-provoking listen, tune into the Sweat Equity Podcast. Def not written by Otter.ai 🦦 Chapters/Timestamp Jumps by Otter.ai - Otter referral link https://otter.ai/referrals/AVPIT85N 🟩 Politics, comedy, mental health, and relationships were discussed, including views on presidents and conversations about personal topics. (0:00) 🟩 Personal growth, fashion, and staying true to oneself came up in relation to routines and neighborhood acquaintances. (5:17) 🟩 Limitations of AI-generated images and stock photos were examined, noting imperfections in realistic quality. (10:36) 🟩 Taxes, professional gambling, and simplifying tax forms were debated, along with views on government spending. (16:34) 🟩 Taylor Swift's music, fame, and divisive fanbase were analyzed from different angles. (22:18) 🟩 Religion, Scientology, Hollywood influence, and surprise parties featured in lighter discussions. (26:54) 🟩 Comedy business podcasts and creative sponsorships closed out the free-flowing conversation. (32:06) Episode sponsored ⚡️ by Search-and-SEO-first optimized AI writer, ZUPYAK, promo discount coupon code - ZUPYAK.COM → promo code → SWEAT ⚡️ by no-code, drag-and-drop website builder, SQUARESPACE promo discount coupon code https://squarespacecircleus.pxf.io/sweatequity ⚡️ by call tracking, CALL RAIL, promo discount coupon code https://bit.ly/sweatequitycallrail ⚡️ by LINKEDIN PREMIUM promo discount coupon code - 2 months free! https://bit.ly/sweatequity-linkedin-premium --- Sweat Equity 🔗s 💦 SweatEquityPod.com 💦 Linktr.ee/SweatEquity Hosts’ Eric Readinger & Law Smith 🔗s 🫃LawSmithWorks.com 🔥 Tocoba.ga --- 🫵 Wanna help Sweat Equity without spending a dime? Sure, we’re the #1 business comedy & comedy business podcast on earth, but we can always practice Kaizen, aka continuous improvement. Please? We’ll be your BFF! Hook us up by

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It's recording are you gonna give me a hottie? tottie first, though I don't I don't like it Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 0:07 give me what give me one of those. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 0:10 Give the there you got it hi detox cold sweat equity Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 0:38 are listening to the sweat equity podcast? Oh no guests. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 0:44 No guests. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 0:47 Kind of nice. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 0:48 It's so nice. No expectations. We Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 0:52 just asked her friend on the phone for her producer of the show. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 0:56 So we talked about that. I feel like by the time I just shoved out we won't ruin the surprise Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 1:00 not that I want to ask you what we asked him. How are your boners frequent like is it okay nice Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 1:13 Oh, nobody was here that Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 1:15 it sounds like but the way you ended that answer. Sounds like you're not shooting ropes. It just dribbles. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 1:22 That is hilarious. When you're making exert and quite gay also, I'm a mental I must say I'm a mentalist. There's some fun there having to do with the Jews and mentalism. But Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 1:37 I don't got a fentanyl list. I don't know. Yeah, so burners are good. Yes. I, you know, I Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 1:47 run for president. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 1:49 I had a gut wall that here we go. That's definitely not the bad guy. Go ahead. That's definitely not the criteria for president with the Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 1:58 guy's story. Let's hear it. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 1:59 You think Trump gets hard rock boners? Or is he so amphetamine, and KFC now? I think he has such like momentum that he can force it. Right. Biden, for sure. hasn't had a boner in 10 years. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 2:15 That's what you want. A president No. President of thought no, you want him robotic. Now Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 2:21 we need him to get I don't want any emotion. I write I don't know. I don't want to menopausal president. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 2:27 Why not? Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 2:28 I want someone as a little fire in the belly. You know why? Because I empathize. Because I'm putting myself in his Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 2:36 shoes. Exactly. you're insecure. And you're putting it on mr. president or Mrs. President. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 2:41 My daughter names okay. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 2:43 I didn't ask. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 2:46 I answered for you. I answered the question. You didn't. You should ask your Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 2:51 mentalist for your own self and you're asking rude. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 2:55 I had a guy I had I haven't had this long. This is another vestige of the past two things. One, I'll get to the guy. I was telling someone about allergy. I was telling someone about the allergy stuff that you got rid of it with Wim Hof. Right. And if you need to go back in the archives of episodes, it's it's probably like 200 something. Yeah, good luck. You can search Wim Hof, you can search rediger sweat equity podcast, it'll probably come Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 3:23 up and yeah. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 3:25 And I was telling someone that and I was like, remember in the 90s. Everybody breathe into a brown paper bag. That was like such a trope. Yeah, but now, I haven't seen that shit. Maybe in 20 years. That was Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 3:40 like, You're upset breathe into this bag. I know what it wasn't just like people going around doing it for wellness. I know. But Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 3:47 you would see one person maybe a year. I'm clocking in at one. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 3:51 Okay. Right. I'm just saying what a threshold to Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 3:55 me what an interesting thing were that. That may have been a trope in a movie that image that went into real life kind of thing. Yeah, Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 4:03 a little bit. I don't know. I would have to do the whim off Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 4:07 that conversation everything that the gym. Yeah, I wasn't I was like, brown paper bags. And she's like, what? And I was like, oh, Wim Hof we're talking about went off. Add was off the chain today. Okay, so guy at the gym is telling me like, he's like, he's a friend. And he's like, Yeah, but I'm gonna I'm gonna meet up with her later and I'm gonna give her a lot. And does the pussy eating. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 4:35 What's the gym bro? Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 4:36 Have you had that? Like a joke about how gross that is? Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 4:43 Listen, like in real life. Remember to teach PE at a middle school. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 4:49 I'm saying previous to middle school. I Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 4:55 know, a grown man doing that right? Like for real? Right? Like if I did that I just started laughing at you, we would be like an obvious, you know? Yeah, it'd be a joke. Yeah, it'd Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 5:07 be like, Bro Max kind of state, right? It's like, trying to Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 5:14 throw it to the mat and I started laughing Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 5:16 hysterically. And he's like, Well, you don't do that. And I was like, What? No, no, Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 5:20 I mean the finger things in my hands. were acquaintances. We're not friends. He's like one of those guys, your friends, your friends. Just admit it. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 5:27 You know you have neighbors in like, in like people in your life, the places you frequent. You never got their name years ago. Oh, sure. And now they're just like background characters that occasionally talk to Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 5:39 you. Oh, well, like when I used to go to the gym early in the mornings. Back in the day, it was all the same group of people. Right, right. You didn't know any of them personally at all. I don't talk to anybody that if Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 5:49 you didn't get the first like three times you saw it's You can't ask a right. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 5:53 Hey, what's your name? We've seen each other every day for three years. I have a neighbor Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 5:59 that gives my dog like, like me, she cooks it for him to give to him. And she gives like chocolate candy bars for my kids. Like, whenever you know you have next just give it to him. And I'm like, I never Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 6:14 got I don't know your knees three years. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 6:17 And Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 6:18 like, you're in it too deep now, bro. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 6:20 I'm trying to find out like look at like, find a piece of mail or something. Right? But the guy that Jim is just telling us, Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 6:27 hey, use your kids do it. Like, what's your name again? Bill? They will fall my daddy told me to say that. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 6:34 They'll fumble the bag. Right? They'll do that. They fucking they rat me out on everything. Well, Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 6:38 okay. I still feel like you can finagle that somehow Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 6:44 I could trip it's very like you get to Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 6:49 see right through this buddy. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 6:50 Oh, speaking of my son, I hadn't played catch with the kid in a while. And I felt like a really bad dad because he was rusty. He's seven. And then we were out there for a while. I'm like, Look at me doing varsity dad stuff. We're out in the park on Sunday. Throwing no playing catch. And then he's taking actually all the things I'm telling him and applying it coachable and I'm like, Whoa, most kids can't do this. Then he threw like a fucking rocket at me left handed to and I'm like, Damn now and now I'm like, Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 7:22 Oh, hey, Otani money Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 7:24 that's what I'm saying baby. Grandma Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 7:28 doesn't matter. Yeah, doesn't matter their race at all. Well, I want them to be tiny. I just said that. Just because he made he signed a huge contract has nothing to do with them both being Asian. Okay. Play Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 7:38 cool. Oh, like the ACLU ain't gonna be on top line. Might have been a Korean barbecue. i The guy but the guy at the gym back to that guy is laughing hysterically and he's like you don't do that and I was like, Oh yeah, I do that I'm not great at sex. So I got a pretty good I gotta keep well I you know I was really I was really bad back in the day so I got really good at that. And i i Then I'm trying to like kind of keep the lights on guys. And it might be news that I put my I put my hair back and I was like why do you think I pull it back and do a man bun that means business time it didn't laugh and walked away oh, it was like That's Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 8:28 why fucking sign but that your Wow Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 8:36 Yeah, man. You Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 8:37 know he was just out of stuff to talk about. He's like I can't I can't match that Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 8:42 I wanted to talk to I wanted to give him a grimy back and be like those workout outfits there's two there's two kinds of outfits I'm seeing a lot and it's awesome the one we're the leggings look like thongs on Jake's okay, you probably I don't know if you've been again Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 8:57 I haven't been I've been Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 9:00 out Yeah, you've been hierarchies. I've been Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 9:02 in my cave drinking my own urine. Yes. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 9:06 There's that which is nice. Remember, he did really just Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 9:09 pee in jars if he didn't jars. Okay. I drank it on my own. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 9:12 Don't people fact check this? Don't worry. Please don't. So that's going on. Remember, we were late to the game on women under 30. Wearing bathing suit songs basically. Right as that's normal now, so I'm late on this. And then another one, which is nice. Where they have a sports bra on but like, but it's a long sleeve shirt. And then they just kind of put their put part part of the sweater up. So it's like the cleavage there. decklid day is hanging out like what it's like they have sweaty tents and they're trying to be like, huh, and a lot of them out. Yeah, Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 9:52 I cool. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 9:53 I'm here for it. Hey, good. Life is good dude. Back in the gym. What's it called? I? Or Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 10:02 you came into my house all hot? Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 10:03 I've no I was just saying I'm coming in hot. I have had one of those like, I got to get the routine back in order. Everything's kind of been a little wonky, you know, right. And then you know, I forgot with that getting back on like a strict routine is like oh, it's a lot. Yeah, it's a lot at once. But that's what got you all fired up. No, I just got a routine a lot of stuff going on yet. Some stuff I took off my that I won't bring it out but other stuff. Just you know. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 10:38 Well, it's Don't mind me. My Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 10:39 balls are random. No, I'm coming in hot because I was like, I actually had some stuff prepared for the show. So I'm not that great. Some stuff. Let's I want to do a little free nugget. For anybody still listening after those hot Boehner and proceeding Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 11:02 terabit show yet, man. I don't know what you're talking about water. Mark Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 11:06 remover.io Fuck the stock image game. Oh, yeah, you can flop it in there. You can go like Getty Images. Boom, put it right in that watermark. remover.io That's cool. hooks it up for you. And then if you want to fuck around, I'm suppressing you don't fuck around with Ayar yet. But playground defeats the purpose. Well, no, it's just, I'm playing around with it. Like kinda like with jet chat. GPT or Bard or grok or whatever. Just because I'm curious about it that Yeah. You know, playground ai.com does pretty good. And it's free. Images. Yeah, I messed around with some stuff for this show. I was the one Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 11:55 with the we're I have the giant teeth. And you have the girl eyes on our thumbnail. If you're listening on know the apple podcast you can right now that? Hate it. I hate it so much. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 12:09 I was hoping I put it out there going. Hey, here's the new artwork hoping you would go oh, this is bad. I gotta change this. I Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 12:17 didn't know. I thought it was a joke. I thought you're joking around. Well, you're joking around. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 12:23 You know, we try we AB test or creative here. You know? Yeah. To be No, that's an app, you know, remedy. Yeah, Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 12:33 I can't make my teeth that big. Hey, Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 12:35 man. Clean it up. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 12:37 eyebrows. Eyebrows are like caveman, you're better Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 12:40 at this. First off, no one has looked at our podcast art. Somebody Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 12:45 down was like, What the hell, I Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 12:47 was trying to go for a little Vice City. I found some Miami Vice or Vice City. I was going from Miami Vice. There's a lot of fan art. And I thought, oh, I can apply some of these things to us in that kind of motif. But surely, I got a credit here. Yeah. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 13:05 And holding that in. No, Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 13:07 you told me he was good. He told me. You told me when it happens and Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 13:11 did many times actually. Yeah. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 13:13 Well, I thought I was kind of thrown a little bait out there. Maybe. Maybe you'd want to take a stab at making it better. Okay, because you're Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 13:21 right back at me. Well played. Yeah. I gotta do this yet. There's a damn I didn't see that. There's Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 13:27 a trend because I follow a bunch of nerds on all my social accounts of like, I hate this do and it's very hack. A lot of this AI tool stuff. I'll follow you know those accounts. But I hate these posts on Twitter or Instagram starts with rip graphic designers. Here's eight websites that I'll make AI are my it's good. It's not perfect yet. It's not close. It's not close to like how you dream about it Jetson style where you go. I want this. Yeah, one time. Got it. Boom, out. So far off, bro. It's it's getting better for sure. But but it has that weird. You know, when you see bad CGI movies and stuff. And it's like to clean it has that weird? It's not gritty enough or textured enough or something. So they all have that kind of similar look to Him, which is bothering me. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 14:24 I don't know. I mean, I've seen a couple recently that I was like, fuck. This is not a real image of like, Whoa, no, Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 14:32 there's some on if you go on. I was working on a site and went through generative. Generative, Jill said it wrong. Let me say that again. Ai there. There's a little filter on Adobe stock images. And man, there's a lot of pretty good ones on there, right? That look like real humans, which is a great way to ever have a scapegoat. If anybody calls you out on an image you're like Oh yeah, well that person's not even real. Yeah. So fuck you. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 15:03 What is that scenario is never going to Okay. That's me. It is Holy shit. I'd be amazed what I do. Oh my god, you Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 15:13 hate this too when you see stock images that you know our stock images like that kind of helps with for Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 15:21 me they always had this it can't really put your finger on it. This is like Eastern European field. Yeah, where it's like everything that you're looking at, in the background is normal kind of. But it looks like they couldn't get the good shit shipped all the way there and you know, they're just kind of piecing it together, but it still looks okay. But you can still feel it. I feel Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 15:47 like most of the stock image stuff is from that area. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 15:50 Well, there you go. Right. I mean, that's what I I've never actually ever looked it up. But no, Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 15:55 but I mean, like you'll pick you'll try to pick something out. And you'll be like, Oh, fuck that license plate on that car. Right? Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 16:01 They have a triangle on it. And yeah, what is that letter? Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 16:07 Cute. I don't know. I just I hate these. Like, I'm the AI tool guru guys. Right. And it's a lot of like life hacky business hacky kind of guys. Yeah, I didn't see a cool one. I did see a cool okay. You know you if you gamble, which I don't think you do. I don't. Other than like fantasy league that I'm talking like you'd bet on the Superbowl or something. You bet on football. You can now in Florida. Well, you can but you can also write it off as a professional gambler. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 16:40 Okay, now that I feel like I could qualify. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 16:45 Remember when ESPN would never ever ever talks about lying or anything like that. They had that one guy hammerin Hank right that they gave 10 minutes on Sunday morning. Get it all out here and Hank, he's like an old crusty gambler and he's like alright, right. And they're like, God, he's ugly. We got Okay, you got a 10 second spot buddy. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 17:05 I'm going with again Notre Dame. De when and now Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 17:09 it's on the bottom line ticker. It's like it's permeated everything. FanDuel and DraftKings are crushing it. It's a weird thing with states allowing you to do it and not allowing you to do it. Some people have to use VPNs Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 17:26 right? Do I gotta be on the Wi Fi at the Indian Casino? Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 17:29 Right? Yeah, my geo fenced in. To do this. You're gonna Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 17:33 trap me, but they're geofence you can Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 17:36 write off your as a professional gambler you can write off so if you were if you were to buy tickets to the Superbowl, right. You could put that in the professional gambler. Transfer your taxes and most professional gamblers that would do listen to this and apply it probably have a lot of losses. And so you can get that written off. Rittenhouse your boy you're thinking um, this isn't really for me. You're Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 18:11 saying the Super Bowl tickets are? Yeah, you can't because you're a professional on the Super Bowl. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 18:15 But well, it goes into that bucket as a professional gambler Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 18:19 is right I guess Yeah. Interesting. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 18:23 Yeah, I didn't know that was a thing you could do ever Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 18:27 Right? Like that's when you do the drop down menu that's on there. Choose occupation professional gambler? Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 18:34 Well, like I had a I've had comedian as a job on there and can write off everything I've done right. And I guess like another job you have. That would be Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 18:47 I mean, they might as well it's all such a joke anyways. Right people write off everyday me fucking what telltale Do you want to tell about this business expense? Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 18:57 I know taxes are so funny, because that's my fucking jokes. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 19:00 Why don't you tell me how much the IRA and if you don't get it, right. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 19:07 IRS is like a chick that plays games with you. Yeah, see if she can if you're a wire now it's Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 19:12 a surprise. Why don't you tell me how much surprise how much if you owe me or I owe you. And the best thing I find out any year Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 19:21 the best thing I ever read was like 20 years ago, macro economics professor was like, you know, your tax return is just a loan paid back to you Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 19:30 write an interest. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 19:34 But I look but prior to that, my knowledge of your tax Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 19:38 return was awesome. I love the Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 19:42 government. It was the Simpsons episode, where they're like, What are you going to do with your tax return money and they all blow it on something dumb? Like a trampoline? Yeah. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 19:50 Right. It's like bonus money, right? It's actually earned it a long time ago. Or a joke in it like it's such a bummer, Texas having to do on the way we have to do them. Right? It's how can you guys not figure this shit out? Before it gets to me? How are things Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 20:09 not smore simplified like I can Turbo Tax existing blows my mind right? Hey, this is not going to get any less complicated just on its own bring Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 20:19 in a third party. So Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 20:20 yeah, we need a software Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 20:22 forms need to fill out also hosting anybody Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 20:26 with a third grade reading level can do their own taxes right we've made like litigation and taxes have gotten like, out of hand like crazy. Yeah. And it's like, who Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 20:39 there has idea was it's not the 1800s anymore if Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 20:43 you read every part of the tax forms, like you're at easily just one day if you're a fast reader. Yeah. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 20:51 Yeah. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 20:56 flat tax a baby. Yeah, it Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 20:57 should be you pay whatever 20% on everything you buy. Boom, we're done. Think about it. You want to buy a billion dollar yacht? Oh, I'm 20% Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 21:08 I'm cool with that. If the money gets used correctly, well, that's a whole fucking issue, that it's ambiguous on purpose to kind of like, how taxes are difficult. I feel like it's like, Hey, we're never we're never going to make it easy for people to find out where this money goes, right? You got to really do your research. Good luck, buddy. And it's out there. You just have to find like 10 different sides to find it. And then you gotta investigate whether they're full of shit. Right? Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 21:35 And then contact your congressman. Yeah. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 21:41 Yeah, there's some old man rage coming out. Now. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 21:43 It is a bummer. Well, it's all of it's a bummer. Now, how much money they bring in and just piss away? Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 21:51 I feel like you should get a gold star sticker sent to you if you got them in before April deadline. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 21:59 I thought you'd say if you got like 100 on it. That too. They did all the lines. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 22:03 Have you ever done the Turbo Tax where it's like, Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 22:06 Nope, there's a mistake in there somewhere. It's like figure it out. You could Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 22:10 get you could get in trouble for this or meters pretty high and you're like fuck it, let it roll. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 22:18 I'm a professional gambler. It says alright. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 22:21 Maybe I'm gonna pay for the premium thing that has legal protection. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 22:26 Right? You know what this this tax truth can be pretty big. You know, I'm gonna be elevating myself to another income bracket. So I should probably ask for protection. Well, Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 22:34 well, you know, everyone's like my whole square footage of my house is my office. You know that kind of thing, right? Yeah. Let's see. I gotta wait. You Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 22:48 still have not said why you were hot. Oh, I've been hot five times over the taxes and the government Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 22:58 sales coming in. Hi. I just had a lot I got a lot of like irons in the fire kind of Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 23:03 see when I hear coming in hot. It's I gotta talk about something that pissed me off or that's going on big time right now. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 23:10 I kind of blew my wad off the mic with that situation. Told you that lady. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 23:14 So that's what it was. That was one of them. Okay. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 23:18 The other one I'm not going to talk about and, and Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 23:23 it was anti climactic. Oh, I gotta say every representative. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 23:29 I've got an old man rant. Ish. Maybe at least two topics. Go for Taylor Swift. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 23:42 I like Taylor Swift. Sure. Do you great music? Yes. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 23:47 But the I hate her fans. And I think that's where we need to get as a country. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 23:53 My daughter's a pretty big fans. I can't see. No, Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 23:57 no. There's a qualifier under 30 years old. Fine. Under 30. Yeah. Oh, do you know the fat the zealot? Like fans of that exist of over 30 year old women for Taylor Swift. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 24:12 I mean, I'm sure it's huge. No, no, Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 24:16 before anybody thinks. I'm not a Swifty. I'm not but Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 24:21 she's legit. Great. I'm gonna throw it out. There's a lot of she's got some bangers. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 24:27 Here's the thing. Bruce Springsteen Jimmy Buffett George Strait. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 24:34 What is this list? Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 24:35 They never wrote their own shit. Oh, right. Like she she's a singer songwriter. Me Buffy had to bring Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 24:42 somebody else in for Yeah, she's prisoner paradise Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 24:45 pencil thin mustache Bridge Too Far Right. Cheeseburger cheeseburger Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 24:49 in Moscow. Most Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 24:50 of Michael Jackson songs like a lot of pop artists that are at the biggest in their field. Garth Brooks. Yeah, Garth Brooks they never they never wrote they don't write their own shit. So that's number one. She she's made the Chiefs value by her presence. Go up 330 million. Whoa, that's crazy who said that? Front Office sports? They report the business side of everything that's fun look she creates jobs more like her her tour did a billion and jobs that's with a B Yeah. created a lot of job more jobs than fucking your boy Biden claims he created you Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 25:40 always say your boy before you bench politician because Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 25:43 it noise It doesn't Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 25:44 matter. Your Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 25:45 boy cuz it annoys the shit out he Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 25:48 does. And I let it get to me. Yeah, fucking idiot I am she Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 25:56 she fucks she's paying a lot of dudes. Right? That's cool. She turns that into material for the songs that I'd love that she's an earner pays taxes probably. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 26:11 She flipped I'll bet you she doesn't. I'd love to know how much she pays. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 26:16 She flip. Travis Kelce. If you look at his dating career before her, the guy likes thick women. He likes those thirst trap he kind of ladies there's Instagram models with the big acids. She's even able to flip him. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 26:34 She got no ass. Right? Yeah, that's a swing surfboard. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 26:38 It is a 90 degree angle. And then you could put a level on it. Yeah. What else that bubbles in the middle Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 26:47 how describe it further. Flat wise. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 26:49 She's got a Lego as a good one. Not bad. She and like I'm not very I'm not attracted to her. The she kind of I honestly sometimes I think of her as like a mix between that. The Dylan Mulvaney guy, the Bud Light trans guy and Bud Light tried to do Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 27:15 is okay. Why do I think what's the name of the thing? Dylan Roof? No. I'm thinking of the Columbine shooter kid. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 27:23 Dylan. Maybe that's his name. That's Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 27:26 what I'm wondering. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 27:27 I should figure that out. But Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 27:29 it will be a deep poll on your part. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 27:32 Dylann Roof was another shooter. Don't trust Dylan's that's really the key. So trust Dylan's dialogue. Now that's cool, right? If he Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 27:41 pronounces it like that game changer. Thought dialogue, Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 27:44 dialogue, dialogue, debates. But the Swifties this is I don't think you know about this, I guess. I mean, she's selling out stadiums, Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 27:58 right? She's going to perform in my cave. The pictures Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 28:01 I've seen of people go into a concert. I'm like, You're 50 years old. Right? You're screaming? Like, like, you're 13 and it's New Kids on the Block. This is embarrassing, right? Like no one would menopause should be allowed to yell at a concert. I mean, one thing Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 28:17 to cheer rule but also be you know, in recognition that this is the person it's another human being up there. Maybe by now, you know, like don't be like, Oh, I can't believe I got to come in contact with this other person like fucking people. This people get to you know, start fuckers just like fucking just like falling all over. Somebody's like, come Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 28:39 on in this. Like, it's only but it's only so our thing with like, the Taylor Swift hate. It's not that it's them. It's not hurts them, right. She's can't do anything about it. I'd rather hang out with a bunch of Mormons. Yeah, she just Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 28:54 transcended into too many demos. You know, just like, Oh, here's what she leaked into that it was like, that's where all the money is another positive for Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 29:03 Taytay I can't say too, right. She's never been on Epstein's Island. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 29:10 Yes, that's another like, yeah, that's all the criteria Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 29:15 that doesn't get arrested. She doesn't do anything. Yeah. I mean, that we know of but like, right. Michael Jackson when people were like hey, he might be a little boys were like I could see that. Yeah, Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 29:27 that's he was he was blatant about his weirdness like Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 29:30 the strength of her fans, her white lady. Like, I need this. I need this in my life kind of people. I need something in between true crime podcasts. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 29:44 I need that I have to have this on my personality. She's kind of a personality. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 29:49 She's everything in there wearing bedazzled outfit. I made it myself a coordinated with her friends to pay $200 We made a special district tonight like For oh boy, it like it they're worse than they love Taytay more than more than Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 30:10 more than better be fun of your crack and it's Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 30:14 the that Fandom of our Kelly non apologists Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 30:18 right? Oh gives you what he did right or Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 30:20 give a shit or the the black women in Baltimore that war Ray Rice jerseys right Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 30:28 after he gets first downs Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 30:31 I don't know that. Just that. I fucking hate it. I got to articulate this better, but they bother me a lot. They should. And there's like, blowback of like people hating on Taylor Swift because they show her all the time during a chiefs game. And it's a little much but her fault. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 30:48 Yeah, it's not her fault. Oh, as Director. Oh, here's, there's one guy choosing Taylor Swift. He's got locked in. There's one camera dedicated to her now. And he's hitting that button many times. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 30:59 Here's another positive she can hang out with her boyfriend's mom, which is crazy. If you kind of think about it. Like, they straight up started dating and they're in a box together, right? Hey, I fuck your son. And then she also can share a box with Patrick mahomes wife who's batshit batshit crazy, right? She's holding on to that deck. She's had it since seventh grade. Yeah, she's like, I'm sorry that you Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 31:26 got to deal with that nerd for the rest of your life. Well, that corner boys that quarterback show of talking, Patrick? Well, that quarterback Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 31:33 show of my wiener where they're interviewing her. It's like that reality with Kirk Cousins. And like Mariota and him it's like a documentary ish kind of look. Yes. Like, you can tell there's tension. Because it's like, they dissolve Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 31:48 that like that look of just like happy eyes. No, he walked hide the anger. I know. He walked Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 31:55 in like we would if we owned. We're the best quarterback in the league and owned a mansion. And he's just walking in his house like, Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. Oh, sorry. Hi. Hi, Dave. Like, totally like, Oh, I didn't know you guys were filming. Like, let us tell you like the divorce when you get divorced. That sucks. But pre divorce is the worst. Because you're living in the worst roommate ever to kind of situation. And I would get in fights. This is trashed yet. But you get in fights and you'd be like, you're off fucking and you'd see your phone start filming you. And you're like, country music star. Like you have to change. I got a dime. You're such a beautiful lady. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 32:44 Alright, I'm gonna get dinner peace. Yeah. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 32:45 All right. That's all I had. That's all really tank. Yeah. Well, that Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 32:50 was good timing. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 32:51 I just really wanted to bust out that. That Swifty? V. Taylor Swift? Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 32:57 Yeah. Not her fault. Like Scientology. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 32:59 Like they're there. I'd rather hang I'd rather do a personality tests than have to sit in like, you know, in a waiting room next to a bunch of Swifties you're Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 33:11 saying? That's what was the Scientology thing? Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 33:16 You're they're just they're kooky to say they're they're really the ones doing Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 33:20 the personality tests. Unknown Speaker 33:21 Do you don't know that? Well, Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 33:22 I mean, I just getting clarification. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 33:25 You know, they were the Dwight Schrute shirts everywhere. Yes. They looked like a Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 33:29 part of Scientologists. Yes. I was very involved in one of their sales seminars. I remember. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 33:33 Yeah. Well, they're they're across the bay from us in Clearwater. Yeah. L Ron Hubbard's all over the place you don't even know. Well, I told you my uncle, either. I don't think he worked for them. I think he was prosecuting against them. And he told me every level in Hollywood and in Clearwater there's an office a corner office for L Ron Hubbard. It's exact same thing. Every floor. Stupid, right? That crazy? Yeah. For when he comes back, right? Yeah. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 34:03 Who knows? Maybe we'll come back. Oh, Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 34:05 I mean, look, the guy the guy got away with it. He was a bad fact if Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 34:09 he was if he was right the whole time. When he comes back Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 34:14 This episode is sponsored by Dianetics Yes. Remember that book? Did Yeah. When you saw those commercials. You're like, I gotta I gotta get my like, that sounds Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 34:23 like a bunch of good shit. There's a volcano. Well, not that BART no but the Dianetics thing. Dianetics sounds great. Oh, also read all this other shit Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 34:32 about it. All religions sound amazing on the intake. Yeah, well, Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 34:37 I mean if you get the best pitch Yeah. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 34:41 Mormon not so much. Maybe. You get the wind saying alright, that's the lead with that. You get all that? But it's not. It's not the wives you imagine? It's a lot of long dresses. Right? A lot of X Jesus, right. Give a lot of credits for them. Utah six, Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 35:01 right, Utah, Utah Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 35:03 10. Whatever. That's it. That's all good. You got anything on your mind? Plenty Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 35:10 but you're Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 35:10 late to surprise party, Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 35:12 bro. It's not my fault if anybody does Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 35:16 a surprise birthday party out there that's that can hear us in their ear ear holes. You know you have to really prepare you can't last second. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 35:26 Yeah and you need to know the people closest to your your target birthday party person. You need to let them know about it. Because I straight up texted my friend and did not know about this party and Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 35:42 you know this will come out after we can DJ Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 35:44 garbage pussies birthday. Yeah. Big forro I feel terrible. Yeah, Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 35:51 I think I might. 14th and June. I'm gonna film that special. Oh, here we go. I'm gonna leverage my birthday because I hate my birthday. So I'm gonna go hey, it's my 40s Can you turn to the show? Oh, yeah. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 36:04 Okay. All right. Killing it. All right, but yeah, bye Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 36:20 every new after that. Let's go right. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 36:25 Keep it rolling. All right, Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 36:26 I need the music. Oh, Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 36:28 see, this is confusing. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 36:30 We're just doing the intro that we normally do as an outro. So we can just hit we're just raw dog in it from the get go. is really the number one raw dog in comedy business podcasts in the world. Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 36:43 So where do you want this to play in the episode at the end? Good, Cuz nobody wants to hear this bullshit. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 36:50 Well, you know if you made it this far, like why don't you come to San Juan and nail a little bit you know? Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 36:55 Yes. No, I'm Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 36:56 saying I said why you want Shawshank Redemption for the 40th time? See we can fuck around in the outro Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 37:03 I guess so. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 37:07 This episode was sponsored by zap yet. The first search optimized AI writer. Look, there's a lot of AI writing tools out there Jasper by word say by gone to them. That was clever. Wirthlin thank God Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media 37:25 we switch this format. Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO 37:27 Zodiac you. I've been using it. If you use the promo code swept on zodiac.com and zpyk.com. 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