Week 12: The Man Wants To Be Draped In Satin

4th Down & Under

Welcome to 4th Down and Under! This week's episode features a passionate – and completely unexpected – deep dive into NFL helmet design philosophy, where we learn that a man simply wants to be "draped in satin" and that matte finishes with metallic accents are "just a good way to live." We also tackle the great uniform debate, with the Texans' bold red horns and Vikings' winter whites stealing the show, while comparing how different cities handle their winter preparations (spoiler alert: Texas power lines with icicles are basically Game of Thrones-level dangerous).

Game Breakdowns

* Prime Time Features:

- Thursday Night: Steelers (-3.5) @ Browns

- Sunday Night: Eagles (-3) @ Rams

- Monday Night: Ravens (-3)@ Chargers

* Early Window Games:

- Vikings (-3.5) @ Bears

- Lions (-7.5) @ Colts

- Patriots @ Dolphins (-7)

- Buccaneers (-6) @ Giants

* Late Window Games:

- 49ers @ Packers (-2.5)

- Cardinals @ Seahawks (-1)

* Two Minute Drill:

- Chiefs (-11) @ Panthers

- Titans @ Texans (-8.5)

- Cowboys @ Commanders (-10)

- Broncos (-5.5) @ Raiders

Lock of the Week:

* Ash: Eagles -3 vs Rams

* Jarrad: Lions -7.5 vs Colts

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