*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** I Almost Got Ring’d!! (S2E17 - The Noose Tightens)

Rude Dude Take Downs

Tonight, good boys (Rude Dudes) only, because (much like Hiram) our MTL crew is GONE?!?!

This episode gets some backstory for season 4, cause DARLA’S COMIN’ TO TOWN!! After the city’s weekly inspection of Sweet Water River (for dead bodies), they discover the shady man’s car! Betty and Jug, why did you throw it in an obvious place!! So FALICE is in the case, too bad Chic DOESN’T get possessed by the poltergiest and decides it’s a good idea to invite DARLA to their home?! Meanwhile, Hiram’s left defenceless, and Lenny and Carl take a break from drinking at Moe’s to shake him down for money! Archie comes to his not so baddie daddie’s rescue and tries to be the meat shield he was meant to be! Also, you know... Cheryl’s in conversation therapy, which is the most pressing, but she’s just moving mulch so not really?

What board game is Darla’s favourite? Was Cheryl supposed to move the mulch over there? HOW MANY MORE CIRCLE’S CAN THEIR BE?! Monopoly, NO!! And PLEASE GOD (NO) MORE!!

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