Hiding The Sex Swing From The Kids

Bad Counsel

Sound Bites

• "The algorithm rewards accounts that are very similar."
• "The warm weather in Florida keeps the crazies outside."
• "Many people from our hometown have had limited life experiences."
• "We eat most of our meals in bed"
• "Craftmatic: Slowly lowering the bed as the food digests"
• "Using a hanging chair to hide a sex swing"
• "Technically ketamine is a horse tranquilizer."
• "You cannot get quaaludes anymore. They stopped making them."
• "Getting the cops involved is always the worst thing to do."
• "Any sexual activity? There's some people who get off on some pretty mundane shit, right?"
• "Okay, next question. Team, I need your help navigating a contentious issue with my wife."
• "You should just get every time she drives, you just completely fucked up in the passenger seat."
• "She's not gonna park with him in the car again. I'm just telling you that. Well, he fucked up."
• "Your relationship's over. So pretty much, yeah, I actually don't apologize. Don't do anything. You're done."
• "Can you believe they did that? It's fucking Easter."
• "Do you ever think about monetary policy? Well, let me tell you a little bit."
• "Yeah, I used to cheat at shoots and ladders, you know, but just to make it go faster because I hated that game so much."
• "No, no, no."

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Keywords

Instagram algorithms, Florida stereotypes, hometown experiences, mountain biking, eating in bed, adjustable bed, illness, sinus infection, sex swing, hiding in plain sight, bananas, ripeness, animal medications, drugs, family member, pet abuse, conservative Christian beliefs, sexual activities, parallel parking, contentious issues, relationships, advice, humor, parking etiquette, relationship dynamics, Joe Biden, Trans Day of Visibility, dance lessons, monetary policy, acting, confronting, betting, sports

Chapters

00:00
Introduction and Starting with the Most Boring

07:03
The Impact of Leaving Your Hometown

15:46
The Thrills and Risks of Mountain Biking

30:10
Addressing Concerns about Pet Abuse

36:34
Nostalgia for the Drug Culture of the Past

43:36
Navigating Contentious Issues

53:36
Using Humor to Diffuse Tense Situations

01:03:39
Katie's Dance Lessons: A Humorous Journey

01:11:23
False Claims and Challenging Conversations

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