After paying their respects to our runners-up with some brief thoughts and analysis, David, Allen and Abysmii reveal the campy, colorful and comical 1st-place winner of our New Pulp Writing Challenge. A sincere parody of the genre’s most over-the-top material, we (re)join Cannon Washington as he stoically challenges the Uber-Kremlin’s dastardly sch…

GOOOOOD MORNING! You just woke up and you're hungry, so why not take a big ol' bite of our hit new cereal Nihilistic Crunch! Head Chefs: André LaMilza, Dashawn Mahone, & Ken O'Connor Intro: Noah Charlick Outro: Christopher Williams - I'm Dreamin' (New Jack Swing Remix) by Joshua MorseAndré LaMilza, Dashawn Mahone, & Nicole Rodriguez tarafından oluşturuldu

The 2nd-place winner of the New Pulp Writing Challenge is another cosmic nightmare, but this time witnessed through the disjointed epistolary of a mad(?) professor. David, Allen and Abysmii try to put the pieces together and revel in the elegent use of ambiguity in the unknown. Story submitted by ClericofMadness. Check out The Fog Report of Queen M…

After some careful consideration, David, Allen and Abysmii begin the process of revealing and discussing the winners of our New Pulp Writing Challenge. And this 3rd-place entry is an eldritch nightmare that evokes an alien city and an exacerbated game of cat-and-mouse with the story’s namesake fiendish entity. But what does this creature want with …

HURRY! ON SALE NOW!!! Get your tickets and come on down for a once in a lifetime show Join us as we cook up our very own music festival!!! Head Chefs: André LaMilza, Dashawn Mahone, Nicole Rodriguez, & Ken O'Connor Intro: Noah Charlick Outro: Christopher Williams - I'm Dreamin' (New Jack Swing Remix) by Joshua Morse…

Welcome to the Undercooked Kitchen after hours or what we like to call "À la Carte"~ These are bonus content that dives into other cooking related topics. Join your Chef André, Dashawn, and Ken discuss topics like Mexican pizza, Cheet-its, Super Size Me, DJ Jazzy Jeff, and more! Head Chefs: André LaMilza, Dashawn Mahone, & Ken O'Connor Intro: 다니헤르츠…

Grab your pucks and paddles because we're about to enter the KNOCKEY ZONEEE!!! Help our chefs cook up the greatest sports anime of all time! Head Chefs: André LaMilza, Dashawn Mahone, & Ken O'Connor Intro: Dragon Ball Z Original Soundtrack - Solid State Scouter Outro: Christopher Williams - I'm Dreamin' (New Jack Swing Remix) by Joshua Morse Additi…

Atomic scrambling has left Abysmii a living skeleton, so David, Kaela and Allen will have to finish their analysis of Doctor Satan’s current cruel scheme. With Ascott Keane closing in, will the diabolical villain be able to follow through with his plan? Or will the power of his mysterious ray see both of them cut down to size (pun intended)? Story …

Have David and Allen been hoodwinked? Is this a sign of a narrative trend? A mysterious writer submits five very short stories that bear the uncanny hallmarks of shortstory1 and Rorshack Rorshan, and leaves them scratching their heads as they try to figure out what is going on. All stories submitted by Julia Grane.…

Doctor Satan brings his weird crimes to Tinseltown, much to David, Allen and Abysmii's mirth. Can it be that, despite the horror it evokes, this latest scheme to pry cash from wealthy studio moguls doesn't involve direct murder? And how much good has the birdlike Ascott Keane actually done when he has consistently failed to stop his nemesis? No bon…

Just in time for the Olympics our Chefs cook up the next big event in all of human history! Join us, Ja Rule, and James Cameron for making an unforgettable recipe!!! Head Chefs: André LaMilza, Dashawn Mahone, & Ken O'Connor Intro: Noah Charlick Outro: Christopher Williams - I'm Dreamin' (New Jack Swing Remix) by Joshua Morse…

Phantom furniture poses a problem in this odd account from the 1920s. David, Kaela and Abysmii present another weird pulp tale of unintended comedy and unintended(?) sexual tension, all wrapped around one man’s attempt to get an anniversary gift for his wife and how it goes wrong (and on a rampage). Story by Elliot O’Donnell, published in Weird Tal…

David and Matt are in for a shock as they join Kaela, Allen and Abysmii for the explosive finale of the second Doctor Satan tale. As Ascott Keane learns the truth of his adversary’s latest scheme, prepare to be jolted by the reveal of Bostiff’s backstory, a staggering amount of innuendo, and the electric clock’s purpose becoming the dumbest plot po…

It's morning and you're read to start your Pokémon journey! Head over the Bilbo region as your chefs cook you up a brand new Pokédex!!! Head Chefs: André LaMilza, Dashawn Mahone, & Ken O'Connor Intro: Noah Charlick Outro: Christopher Williams - I'm Dreamin' (New Jack Swing Remix) by Joshua MorseAndré LaMilza, Dashawn Mahone, & Nicole Rodriguez tarafından oluşturuldu

Attempting something new for this show, David, Kaela and special guest Nick Jewell gather in-person to play a storytelling game, powered by the English Eerie RPG system. Working in tandem, they craft the tale of Prof. Roderick Skeffington as he attempts to learn the haunting truth behind rumors of a beast on the moor. System by Scott Malthouse and …

The actual second story in the Doctor Satan series is unveiled as Kaela, Allen and Abysmii clue in to the newest scheme of the world’s weirdest criminal. Ascott Keane disguises himself as a tree to film people, a man’s last words have something to do with shaving, and an electric clock (or lack thereof) is somehow a giveaway for Doctor Satan’s dast…

The Year of Pulp continues as David, Kaela and Abysmii take a crack at a story in the public domain from a young Ray Bradbury. We get a vision of a optimistic future that never happened, and discuss the sad lack of hopeful sci-fi these days and the fears of the time possibly channeled through the story’s lens. First published in Planet Stories, Fal…

David and Kaela touch base with Kylie Keen of Animal Fact Files and spring a Rorshack Rorshan trap on their unsuspecting guest! But surprises await, even for those well-versed in the unique and head-scratching style of these stories, and by reading this one the hosts might have just doomed the planet Earth! Be sure to check out our New Pulp Revival…

Doctor Satan presents the Creative Horror Network’s New Pulp Writing Contest! Indulge in the tales of yesteryear with our newest creative writing challenge and try your hand at the new pulp fiction renaissance. For official contest rules, click here.David King tarafından oluşturuldu

We’re dragging out the Dregs 53 years before the Great War to discuss Fallout’s transition to television (though it seems radiation has caused some glitches near the end). David, Kaela, Allen and Abysmii have a lot on their minds as they delve deep into the lore and, as longtime series fans, talk about the show’s connections to it and debate where …

Bite-sized unease from a suburban setting. David, Kaela and Abysmii hop over the white picket fence and into ClericofMadness’ garage sale, managing to scrounge up the funds for a pair of stories. Also, Craig rebels. “Cherry Red: Liberation” and Suburban Terrors” were both written by ClericofMadness.David King/Kaela King/Abysmii tarafından oluşturuldu

Welcome to the Undercooked Kitchen after hours or what we like to call "À la Carte"~ These are bonus content that dives into other cooking related topics. Join your Chef André and Ken as they discuss rare-sea food, unique deserts, and basic bitch American Italian loving pizza! Head Chefs: André LaMilza & Ken O' Connor Intro: 다니헤르츠 ᴅᴀɴɪ.ʜᴢ Outro: Me…

The rip-roaring conclusion to this recent adventure sees Doctor Satan delving into the art of necromancy on top of his static electricity research, Ascott Keane stoically neglect to name his scientist friend, and David, Allen and Abysmii keep at the nonsense jokes that basically write themselves. Story by Paul Ernst, first published in Weird Tales,…

Though we accidentally begin the fourth Doctor Satan story instead of the second, it does little to throw David, Allen and Abysmii off of the tropes that have already been established. The (good) doctor seems to be targeting fancy car manufacturers, but what does this next diabolical scheme entail? Is Doctor Satan actually the real inventor of the …

Grab your guns and your karate belts because we're about to join John Wick on his final... FINAL adventure! Today's recipe its action packed and full of surprises so get your aprons ready! Head Chefs: André LaMilza & Dashawn Mahone Buggy Baby Big Boy Buggy Bumper Booba Jr. Chef: Ken O'Connor Intro: Noah Charlick Outro: Justice - Genesis - † Misc: G…

An interlude before we likely advance to more pulp wackiness, David, Kaela and Abysmii look at a sobering story inspired by a prompt - a story about loss, memory, and the dead rising from the sea. Story submitted by Unft4HumnConsumption.David King/Kaela King/Abysmii tarafından oluşturuldu

The thrilling conclusion of the first Doctor Satan story finds our erstwhile hero, Ascott Keane, meeting his arch-nemesis face-to-mask. David, Kaela, Allen and Abysmii are joined by Mastt Holley this time as they explore such uncanny powers as magical trash cans, blind noclipping through the city, and T-posing to call on the power of God and anime.…

Happy Valentine's ❤︎ Day all you lovebirds out there! We know it's rough being single on this sappy holiday, but we have the answer to your problems!!! Join our new dating app come on in and eat up˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ Head Chefs: Adré LaMilza, Dashawn Mahone, Nicole Rodriguez Buggy Baby Big Boy Buggy Bumper Booba Jr. Chef: Ken O'Connor Intro: Noah Charlick Outro:…

A pulp-infused saga unfolds as Abysmii shares a public domain discovery with David, Kaela and Allen. Straight form the pages of Weird Tales, the gang are introduced to the baffling crimes of the eponymous Devil-themed ne’er-do-well, and meet his arch-nemesis, the logical longboy Ascott Keane. Who will win? Who will lose? How many women will faint o…

Welcome to the new year!!! And as a new year comes so does our brand new Scouts! That's right! F**k boy scouts and f**k Girl Scouts!!! We will start our own with black jack and hookers! Head Chefs: André LaMilza & Nicole Rodriguez Big Boy Jr. Chef: Ken O'Connor Intro: Noah Charlick Outro: SHOKK 青André LaMilza, Dashawn Mahone, & Nicole Rodriguez tarafından oluşturuldu

Nearly two weeks after Christmas and, timely as ever, David, Allen and Abysmii are opening their last gift from the Holiday season. If you’ve ever been unnerved by a certain plastic elf that is supposedly always watching for the big man up north, this one’s for you. Story submitted by Jay Connett.David King/Allen Chaney/Abysmii tarafından oluşturuldu

Welcome to the Undercooked Kitchen after hours or what we like to call "À la Carte"~ These are bonus content that dives into other cooking related topics. Join your Chef André and the in-training rats as he discusses the ups and downs of making the podcast, food, and new cookings show to watch. Head Chefs: André LaMilza Intro: 다니헤르츠 ᴅᴀɴɪ.ʜᴢ Outro: …

Merry Merry Holidays! Cozy up to a warm fire with André, Nicole, and Ken as they cook you up a brand new 12 days of Christmas! Let's find out what your true love will give you this year~ Head Chefs: André LaMilza & Nicole Rodriguez Big Boy Jr. Chef: Ken O'Connor Intro: Noah Charlick Outro: SHOKK 青André LaMilza, Dashawn Mahone, & Nicole Rodriguez tarafından oluşturuldu

David and Kaela finally bring things full-circle (if a bit late) to talk about the Five Nights at Freddy’s movie, while special guest Ash is there to enlighten them to the weird and extensive lore of the greater franchise. How does the film hold up for the layperson compared to the fans of the series? And how in the world has this dangerous pizza c…

Can we not go even three episodes before returning to the existential exercise that is reading a Rorshack Rorshan story? Apparently not, because David, Kaela, Abysmii and Papreeka are all together in person to read one featuring the dreaded Reality Man. Story submitted by Rorshack Rorshan.David King/Kaela King/Abysmii/Papreeka tarafından oluşturuldu

David and Kaela talk to Kylie and Eli of Animal Fact Files about some of the planet’s strangest animals, and what features of those creatures might inspire horror in the right context (though nothing will ever top the deadly Flyon). Pre-order Mind-Blowing Facts About the Planet’s Strangest Animals by Kylie Keen here!…

Welcome to the Undercooked Kitchen after hours or what we like to call "À la Carte"~ These are bonus content that dives into other cooking related topics. Join your Chefs André and Big Boy Baby Buggy Bumper Chef Ken as they chill and talk about some Kitchen Nightmares! Head Chefs: André LaMilza & Ken O' Connor Intro: 다니헤르츠 ᴅᴀɴɪ.ʜᴢ Outro: Men Of Ste…

Happy Halloween from the Undercooked Podcast~ Beware we are going to let you in on our 2nd secret recipe that only YOU and YOU alone will know how to cook. Today we will be remaking our own version of Five Nights at Freddie's!!! You heard right gamers!!! Head Chefs: André LaMilza & Nicole Rodriguez Big Boy Jr. Chef: Ken O'Connor Intro: RE : Mixed -…

Halloween is fast approaching, and David, Kaela and Benjamin have a perfectly seasonal story to share. Get ready to have some tricks treated and some chains rattled with the tale of an All Hallows’ ritual with good intentions and horrific consequences. Story submitted by Knadire. Read along here.David King/Kaela King/Ben Spiegel tarafından oluşturuldu

It's been ONE WHOLE YEAR SINCE THE UNDERCOOKED PODCAST CAME OUT! Celebrate our 1-Year Anniversary as we celebrate the first cook book we've completed with your favorite chefs AAAAND your favorite celebrities at our NEW HOTEL! Head Chefs: André LaMilza, Dashawn Mahone, Nicole Rodriguez Intro: Noah Charlick Outro: SHOKK 青…

Planes get em out! Automobiles get em out! Trains? GET THEM IN HERE!!!! On today's episode we will be creating our own ideal mode of transpiration superior than all the rest! And we can't do it without Jim West~ Head Chefs: André LaMilza, Dashawn Mahone, Nicole Rodriguez Intro: Noah Charlick Outro: SHOKK 青…

David, Kaela, Allen and Seid celebrate Allen’s birthday and the beginning of spooky month with a story about a house, a dog, and several books that are not actually there. There’s drinking involved (for our readers, not in the story) and dice get rolled. Also, news about Midnight Marinara’s future. "Story submitted by ClericofMadness. Read along he…

Captain's log 2.4.6.8. who do we appreciate? THIS NEW DISH!!! Join your head chefs as they expand their cooking horizons to another world among the stars. What type of dish will out chefs give as their first meal to a new alliance species? Find out on The Undercooked Podcast! Head Chefs: André LaMilza, Dashawn Mahone, Nicole Rodriguez Intro: Noah C…

David, Allen and Abysmii will never in their lives be prepared for the twists and turns of these oddball stories. Also in this episode: anecdotes about Japan, Einstein jumpscares and a real reminder of the show’s credo. Story submitted by Rorshack Rorshan.David King/Allen Chaney/Abysmii tarafından oluşturuldu

Join your chefs as we get ready for STEVE. HARVEY'S. KEY. TO. ATLANTIS!!! With your hosts André, Dashawn, and Nicole in the latest and craziest game show you've ever seen!... heard its a podcast. Close your eyes and pretend you see! Head Chefs: André LaMilza, Dashawn Mahone, Nicole Rodriguez Intro: Noah Charlick Outro: SHOKK 青…

The beloved segment returns! David and Allen receive five stories from the mysterious Rue and proceed to do very little effective proper critique while accidentally creating yet another UCA meme character in the process. All stories submitted by Rue.David King/Allen Chaney tarafından oluşturuldu

Good evening Jr. Chefs! You've been cooking along side us for a long time now and it was only a matter of time before we created our very own mythos/lore! Join us as we SPARK the TRUE BEGINNING of the universe! Head Chefs: André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez Big Boy Baby Jr Chef: Ken O' Connor Intro: Noah Charlick Outro: SHOKK 青…

One last Liminal Real Estate claim (for the time being) as David, Kaela and Abysmii try in vain to cross a bridge that may or may-not lead to a mystical sandwich kingdom. Also, a revelation about the nature of beer takes place. Story submitted by HyperThermal. Read along here.David King/Kaela King/Abysmii tarafından oluşturuldu

The Liminal Real Estate agents of David, Kaela and Abysmii list a nice little number discovered during a livestream by a man who might possibly be a grandpa that played Tomagatchi. Story submitted by ClericofMadness. Read along here.David King/Kaela King/Abysmii tarafından oluşturuldu

We're all here again! The OG hosts are back in the kitchen and we think it's time for a tour of our brand new home!!! We will need your help cooking up a home that MTV Cribs out be jealous of! Head Chefs: André LaMilza, Dashawn Mahone, Nicole Rodriguez Intro: Noah Charlick Outro: SHOKK 青André LaMilza, Dashawn Mahone, & Nicole Rodriguez tarafından oluşturuldu