The Boys of Summer, Don Henley, The Ataris, pencils, FMK, EPs, Casa Bonita, blink-182 plane crash versus cancer, funeral service for broken record player needles, apartments with no bath or shower, sickle versus umbrella, plus after show bonus audio. Double X Quantimino Do The Math: Did Don Henley earn The Ataris more than The Ataris earn The Atari…

Coheed and Cambria albums ranked by The Burrito Bandito in response to The Hard Times article, finger d¡ck or d¡ck hand?, Mein Cumpf, cassettes, The Presidents, One hundred ten percent, Burrito’s Nippon Newz Double X Quantimino Let's taco bout it - Every Coheed and Cambria Album Ranked article by The Hard Times Finger d¡ck or d¡ck hand? Mein Cumpf …

Sneaky link, Zoot Suit Riot, walking around barefooted, Covenant Eyes, Frederick’s of Hollywood, Nick Cannon, 50 Cent, Wheel of Fortune, plane door, gross model, kidney stone, beer keys, a million pennies, 5 million yen, air for sale, tiny newspapers, samurai assassination plot Double X Quantimino Sneaky link Zoot Suit Riot Walking around barefoote…

Pre-show UBI, universal healthcare Brian put a timestamp so this is why you have it now instead of six months from now New year’s resolutions Amazon aquarium accessories Noah K Double X Quantimino In your prime could you have done it? - Since 1948, the 72-ounce Top Sirloin Dinner has been served free to anyone who can eat the entire steak and trimm…

Carnevil, The House of the Dead, Etsy, milk glass, laundry frequency, finger lickin’ good, high flying birds and fearless flying frogs, motorcycle ride with one helmet, 23 cents, Lemon Party, neighbor sues over medical weed smell, drunk duck fights dog, three men and a giant inflatable duck, cocaine on Sonic hot dog, drunk politician doing pullups …

Celebrity butt water, sock shoe, caramel, three fingers in the honeycomb, one comic book, Walmart version of Margot Robbie, car flies Dukes of Hazzard style, guillotine, Duck Hunt, eunuch maker’s frozen leg, Saitama thugs, calling police 2,060 times in 9 days, condombassador Double X Quantimino Celebrity butt water sock shoe sock shoe or sock sock …

Tacos fall apart, that double space, The Taming of the Shrew, throwing out undies, $19 smash burger, movie soundtracks, Bomb Queen, Brazilian steakhouse, hiding in a store after close, seals stick eels up nose, tipping culture, Hot Pocket shooting, Plymouth Hoe palm trees, plastic egg tarts, Burrito’s Nippon Newz Double X Quantimino Plug In & Hate …

Weapons for The Purge, vuvuzelas, poker, lima beans, Honey Buns, $70 safety razor, Newz, one million bees, toe sucking, Martha Stewart, Boot Girls, BNN, precious metal fillings, candy from Grave of the Fireflies, Krispy Kreme doughnut burger Double X Quantimino Weapons of choice during The Purge Vuvuzelas Poker’s popularity, Strip Poker on USA Netw…

Wrestling entrance songs, NDAs, time is an illusion / social construct / flat circle, the bar scene, boys and girls’ bikes, mermaid statue, drugs shipped to restaurant, $120K banana, penis surgery gone wrong, orgasm heard at LA Philharmonic concert, fish semen on the sushi menu, Betty at 92’s male striptease show, all-you-can eat cookie cafe, beaut…

Walnutmilk, Mylk, Mxlk, Rawr, OwO/UwU, 3½-hour long movie or live music performance, Avril, JTT, Utopia, Prions, How much until you have to let your pet go?, Jersey Mike’s charity contribution to Boners for Algernon, overthinking, Desiigner, penis for sale, claw machine, cooked bats, stillborn, police bunny, RoboDog, robot waiters, food prank Doubl…

A paper coffee cup, George Foreman Grill, human burgers, Make-A-Wish wishes, sugar AIDS, throwing stacks of $100 bills out a car window, meta analysis, raw water, two million dimes, hit man names, epoxy condom, gyoza king, asking to jerk off in a convenience store bathroom, cat fur bed sheets Double X Quantimino A paper coffee cup George Foreman Gr…

Vinyl record grooves, The Flaccid and the Furious, horny goat weed, White Van Scam, ranch sauce, your wife has been kidnapped, Caesar salad, your AI existence, alcoholic dog now sober, offensive shirt at Walmart, Resident Evil 4 upskirt, 18,000 cows, cocaine hippo hit by SUV, Apple store robbed, Fabrizio, Japanese fight festival, man buys coffee bu…

X-Men intimacy, John Stamos gets crowned, a Friends smashup, eat a McGlizzy, where to find grapefruit gelatin, mustaches, Batgirl, what pandemic?, the Blue October Girl archetype, losing 30 lb eating McDonald’s, Luby’s Hamber Alert, a teenager pretends to be a physician’s assistant to access a hospital, mammoth meatballs, knockoff designer brands, …

The Mayor Pro Tem Boston Cream Cake story is retold. A customized aroma collection for Slam City is workshopped. Motor vehicle operators must now be able to also properly operate a bicycle. A mother’s daughter asks for $4 to pay for a classmate’s field trip fee, but Mom says no. Cassettes are limited edition collectibles now? Arthur was late to the…

The scientific method, buying tickets, first movie on a date at home, $3 for cheese on a burger, chivalry was killed, teledildonics, Crispr baby, stop Rickrolling, The Big Nasty, Newz, Ninja Bear, trains, and raincoats. Pre-game: The Scientific Method Double X Quantimino Buying tickets then and now Calling All Casanovas & Don Juans, Part 2 - A Movi…

Electric lawnmowers, mind control, free delivery isn’t free, Weezer gave Pikus speakers, bok choy for some box joy, HEB, Nickelback, boneless wyngz, $432K worth of crab, sister city scam, $40k worth of calculators, Raw Dawgs, corn syrup train derails, melon taste, rear train cars, flush your prayers. Double X Quantimino Lawnz Choose one superpower:…

Burrito’s new camera, yeast, socmed feeds, tech shabbat, wife beaters, Clam City, nacho cheese, location data, size Z prosthetic breasts, Funkos, chokehold, Genshin Impact, zombie virus, fake Jordan cards, and Burrito’s Nippon Newz. Double X Quantimino Hypothetical Meta Analysis - Burrito is asked to do a tasteful nude photoshoot with his new camer…

A $17 cookie, blink-182’s Apple Shampoo lyrics, Liver Guy, bull semen, magazine covers, feeding a family on a $3k/week salary, Roget’s Thesaurus, dental hygienists, blackout rage gallons, free lunches, Walmart versus Target, Never Have I Ever, accidental incest, a 2,000-year-old sex toy, a 1998 Ford Escort, missing biscuits, a kissing device, a gia…

Author and comedian Jeremiah Ukponrefe visits Slam City. Double X Quantimino In this context, what's your definition of “anything”?: “I've been charged with 13 felonies in my life and only convicted of 5. So in my mind, I can get away with anything.” Arthur the Arbiter - Himalayan pink salt Taking surveys Metroid Prime Always Flexfoam Guestimation …

The Burrito Bandito goes deep about DCU, hypothetically your mom on OnlyFans, how many times you can wear clothes without washing, hit and run, micro-stress, Frito pies, Newz, BNN, and the Take Notes after party. Double X Quantimino DC characters that The Burrito Bandito really wants to see in the DCU Hypothetical Meta Analysis: Your mom on OnlyFan…

Lasagna hogs, tuna, MeToo’d, tipping robots, a re-enactment at a gas station, Kadabra, LVTOFU, woodcocks, condom-wrapped banana extraction, $295K for a testicle, quolls, $1.5M in stolen chicken wings, fast food Newz, a wearable beanbag, real-time shade info, Ice Whopper, and Yakuza-theme love hotel rooms. Double X Quantimino Palindromes follow-up: …

Experiencing music, ChatGPT, an infinite amount of monkeys, Spectrum, time machine, okay, bathing with bottled water, butt bumping on Wheel, Pokemon Yellow, a hot triple amputee model, Amouranth, toilet-shaped plants, Viagra, skipping commercials, the world’s greatest stereo system, stolen Rolex, BNN follow-up, Starbucks creampie Double X Quantimin…

Midnight snacks, palindromes, 27 years at Burger King, Get 1 Free deals, 400 pushups, pay yourself first, Papa Johns, Evo Moment #37, Corn Flakes, ramen’s history, Newz, BNN, and maybe more than most podcast listeners can handle. Double X Quantimino Midnight snacks Palindromes Working at Burger King for 27 years with perfect attendance Buy 3, Get 1…

Clams, Clam Aiken, lines, tipping, Deftones, flood, Godzilla, cheddar cheese, Napoleon Bonaparte, used sweaters, haggling at Goodwill, dumb phones, the purple dot, cheesy pizza, Spider-Man #14 Angry Girlfriend Variant, Hello Fresh, pigeons with backpacks, jzz cupcakes, Asahi Beer image girls, Booty Royale, and more odd news stories. Double X Quanti…

Gemini, Brian, and Arthur discuss beefy farts, jzzn blood, meeting their 15-year-old selves, a lifetime of loadz, toothpicks, hyperemployment, power napping, fortune cookies, and odd news. Bring a change of clothes. Double X Quantimino Yuh boyz chuckle about fartz - Ref: haven't had beef in a while If you had to choose: jzz blood OR jzz white but g…

Gemini, Brian, and Arthur discuss traffic, sheets, Ramones, Elizabeth Holmes, panhandlers, a $10 breakfast, weighted blankets, Tevin and Kevin, brain-altering parasites, a $1,000 tip, imported sex dolls, and more odd news. Double X Quantimino You are the law. If you had the superpowers to enforce traffic or deliver your own justice, would you? Shee…

Gemini, Burrito, and Arthur play a round of Guestimation Unknown then discuss littering, Janeane Garofalo, an 80-hour workweek, wi-fi passwords, grocery prices, Newz, groin itch treatment, and double French toast. Double X Quantimino Guestimation Unknown: Huy Fong Sriracha Arthur almost littered Keep your name or change it? Hoar Jen Ecks Yesterday …

Gemini, Burrito, Brian, and Arthur drop some conversation and chuckles about massage therapy, rifle cleaning, hirsutism, ill-equipped restrooms, escaping a time loop, Ketchup Karen, Jonathan the Tortoise, funny T-shirt ideas, train rides, more odd news, and The Three Rules. Double X Quantimino Massage therapy from dudes How to clean your rifle Hair…

Gemini, Brian, Burrito, and Arthur discuss maid cafés, bot bigotry, a busy intersection, “Self Esteem” by The Offspring, tipping, ordering at Starbucks, odds news, and Nippon news. Double X Quantimino Slam City Maid Café Menu & Daily Specials Bot bigotry Dr Smahtman explains a cognitive psych study about tools Plug In & Hate, Part 1: Stop behind th…

Gemini Jackson, Brian McFly, The Burrito Bandito, and Arthur Dood share an hour of conversation and laughter covering assorted topics for your listening pleasure. Bring a change of clothes. Double X Quantimino Hypothetical Meta-Analysis - Daddy Juice Energy scored us a ticket to an Anna Delvey Dinner Party and only one of us can go. Art selected Br…

Somewhere in the Quantimino, a Limp Bizkit album, an Olsen Twins Countdown Clock, and an hour’s worth of other miscellany become part of an amusing conversation with four intergalactic boba runners. Double X Quantimino Juicy Fruit Quoted wait times / 6 to 8 weeks Guestimation Unknown - Art brings a trivial stat, then your star players guess how man…

A glitch in the Quantimino caused the DXQ session for this episode to not be captured on the audio recording device. Instead of our usual amazing banter, we start you off with a continuation of the Booba Gettz story dreamed up by ChatGPT and read by a human. Then, we put together an encore presentation of a multi-part highlight from Season 3, “DOGG…

Escape with your part-time friends Gemini, Brian, Burrito, and Arthur as they discuss “pumping”, a parking lot staredown, calling dibs at a long pig feast, downloading music, a mystery lottery winner, harem anime, odd news, Nippon news, and what The Burrito Bandito had for lunch. Double X Quantimino Pump Us Versus Youts, a Target parking lot stared…

On a relaxing October morning, Gemini, Brian, Burrito, and Arthur, with their special guests Kit and Ignacio, recorded this episode of Slam City with their phones in an Airbnb near Northeast Glisan Street in Portland, Oregon. You’re a fly on the wall. Double X Quantimino Throwback music The Slam City “time travel” trope A lyrical discussion: "Four …

After your pillow fort is built, grab your best pair of headphones and tune in to The World’s First Quantimino Powered Podcast™. Double X Quantimino Your bidding wars Avril Lavigne - Pop punk's princess? Or pop punk's queen? Arthur the Arbiter - Everyone is ten cents away from not going to Sonic. Gender popcorn Guestimation Unknown - the price of e…

Your favorite chuckleheads clown around for your listening pleasure. Double X Quantimino Hypothetical Meta Analysis - The Vanna White biopic Guestimation Unknown - Arthur asks the gang to guess how many listeners per month this artist gets on Spotify. Arthur the Arbiter - Cactus Plant Flea Market x McDonald’s Meal Box Francine Dee and Street Racing…

Enjoy a conversation between four scholarly gentlemen that might make you think, laugh, and/or cry. Double X Quantimino Irreplaceable Nostalgia - The Price Is Right Crip walk Guestimation Unknown - Art brings a trivial stat, then your star players guess how many Human trafficking in the marijuana farming industry Measurable Twerk Capability Wilson …

Hang out for a fun conversation with your four favorite cohosts, Gemini Jackson, Brian McFly, The Burrito Bandito, and Arthur Dood. Double X Quantimino Burrito ducks the law at the comic book shop Irreplaceable Nostalgia - Batman: The Animated Series turned 30 Arthur went to a Kohl's that's closing which mainly serves as an Amazon return hub Hypoth…

Discover your next favorite podcast that will always be The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast. Double X Quantimino Eating raw meat People who don't eat flesh Leonardo DiCaprio's flame Maria Beregova, 22, spotted lingerie shopping The Other Actors - movies that revolve around one actor but much better because of everyone else Hypothetical Me…

Join Gemini, Brian, Burrito, and Arthur for a long conversation covering assorted topics about life, odd news, and what they had for lunch. Double X Quantimino The Burrito Bandito moved into a new glory hole Irreplaceable nostalgia Holding parking spots "We didn't have coffee." Is Leonardo DiCaprio playing Brian McFly in the Slam City movie? Swiped…

Welcome, welcome, ladies, gentlemen, and of course, you scholars. Your fearless and greasy host Gemini Jackson, model of the millennium Brian McFly, and resident hyena Arthur Dood bring you another thought-provoking episode of The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast. Double X Quantimino Brian went to an Asian shopping center and wondered why …

A deep but humorous discussion between alleged humanoids about observations and experiences in the macrocosm. Is this sentient AI or just some funny people trying to make you chuckle? Double X Quantimino Brainstorm: Brian's one-hour comedy special announcer intro Wrestler names Finishing touches Kangaroo nipples Paper coupons, moldy bacon, free bac…

From the greasiest fellows that your parents may have warned you about: time dilation, a mysterious SD card, cheesy pizza, SPMD, a wing bar’s feeble attempt for socmed promo, Brian’s Animal Corner, jet packs, Axe body spray, anti-tipping, cashing million-dollar checks, more odd news, and Luntch. Double X Quantimino Time dilation Hypothetical Meta A…

Manic pixie dream boats young and old, stuff your ear holes with a mixtape from Felonious Cheeseburger. Double X Quantimino One of Mike’s Minions called Arthur “boss” Is Jersey Mike’s sandwiches really “a sub above”? Brian McFly is not a manic pixie dream boy boat. Idris won't be the next 007. This Is The Newz Top scientist admits 'space telescope …

Goblins young and old, stuff your ear holes with this. Double X Quantimino Racks Paul McCartney died in 1966? Strip mall blues Mushrooms Where we at with groceries? Meeting your doppelganger Keeping your phone clean This Is The Newz Man faces deportation after being caught masturbating in his car alone Woman 'wasn't prepared for price' after taking…

Brutally honest and humorous, just the show that you’ve been looking forward to all week. Double X Quantimino Locus of Control - A mildly disappointing Taco Bell experience earlier this week that stung long enough to be DXQ'd So bad it's good. But if it was good, it wouldn't be as good (e.g. cafeteria food, McD's Sausage Burrito, Bagel Bites, rolle…

From tip to taint, Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table tape this work of Art at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District to bring you the best conversation topics, news commentary, and laughs from your side of the Quantimino™. Bring a change of clothes. Double X Quantimino Brian unloads all of their frustrations on spam texters Ar…

From tip to taint, Slam City covers the happenings of dudes in a booth, odd news, lunch, and learning new things. Recorded at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District, your all-time favorite part-time friends bring you a triple uranium podcast designed to help you unwind. Double X Quantimino Hypothetical Meta Analysis: "Successful p…

Gemini, Burrito, and Arthur discuss tipping, hot dog buns, the window-cracking myth, Lofi Girl, Burger King, Taco Bell, remote work, being stalked by a fan, and then some. Brian calls in during BNN while he waits for his turn on the stand-up comedy stage. Double X Quantimino Tipping Point Bun dilemma, cheeseburger dogs Cracking your car windows on …

The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast brings you thought-provoking conversations and odd news commentary from Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District. Your fearless and greasy hosts also share what they had for lunch. Double X Quantimino Brian is on a show that’s not Slam City Pubes Trusty Toilets Scheduling a food pickup V…