The Comedian Next Door
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Sound Bites "I'm actually... You can't see the sweat, but I've got two little sweat marks on my shirt." "I brought the incredibly funny Lisa Gilbert who has a Dry Bar special out and what's it called? All the Time Tired." "No outside carry-in food, drink or ice cream products. That's literally what it said." "That sounds like barbaric to me. That s…
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TCND: Men's Retreat and Bad Sermon Illustration (Tiny Conference Center)
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We have an important question for you today: when you travel, do you unpack your suitcase and put things in the hotel dresser??? And speaking of traveling, the Peaches has a HOT TIP for packing clothes for lots of kids! Then: here's a sermon illustration you probably should NOT use... and an example of the world's worst Humor Sermon. Later: Put on …
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Imagine our shock and horror when we realized this gem had been skipped over! It's here now and that's all that matters. "Why have we never seen a book written from the opposite perspective?" "Men don't mind being objectified. That's every man's dream." "In this dystopian future, men would be content with their role as sex slaves." "Kids start to a…
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TCND: Lady Looks Like a Dude (Self-Propelled Mower)
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Welcome to the table, Neighbor. Is there anything more manly than mowing your lawn? Modern gas cans suuuuuuuck. And also--if you have a bald baby girl, just put a bow on her head when you're going out! It will be a courtesy to strangers in public... To contact The Comedian's Family, email nextdoor@johnbranyan.com .…
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Riff 15 Comedy Conversation
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Sound Bites "I made a sound, a pretty girly, feminine sound." "He was clinging to my arm as I tried to get him off." "Hornets are the jerks of the animal world." "There aren't very many cool injuries though, really." "Yeah, or you were trying to like rescue somebody from like, you know, push a car out of the street or something." "I don't ever want…
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TCND: Big News, Compliments, and Looting (Double Toot)
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The McKinney's have BIG NEWS. (So, here's an obscure quote from an old movie... do you recognize it?) We chat about all the horn-tooting compliments we've received this week. Then: John shares another example of "men can't win" with the Feminists, no matter what they do. Later: You get to hear the advice that John shared with a Highschool-age Peach…
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Riff 14 Comedy Conversation
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Takeaways Natural conversation is key in stand-up comedy, and segues are not always necessary. Internet connectivity can be unpredictable, causing interruptions in online conversations. The ironclad beetle is a fascinating creature that can withstand immense pressure. Being in the same room during a podcast recording can eliminate technical issues …
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TCND: Weird Worship, Librarians, and Lust (The King's Chamber)
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Welcome, Pkarghl! The Pod Ninja saw a church sign that he didn't like very much... If you want to make things REALLY WEIRD for the men at your church, John and Luke can tell you how. Then: God is very mad at librarians... But let John tell you about his conversation with Sheila Gregoire first. Later: If you want the PERFECT GAME for bossy women--ma…
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Riff 13 Comedy Conversation
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Just me and Luke today. We manage to discuss some important concepts even without Brian and Juan. Takeaways Honesty in social interactions can lead to better understanding and communication. Sometimes we do things we don't want to do to accommodate our spouses or loved ones. Different people have different approaches to activities and hobbies. The …
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TCND: Probiotics and Fecal Transplants (Steve Lawson WHO?)
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Hey, Neighbor. If this is your first episode--please don't assume we ALWAYS talk about bodily functions... But, we're talking about them today. Two-month-old Bridger's life has improved significantly since probiotics turned his poo yellow. (That's the color a breastfed baby's poo is SUPPOSED to be.) From there, the conversation about ways to heal y…
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Riff 12 Comedy Conversation
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The gang dives into theme songs, chronic pain, and the mysterious allure of pickup trucks. We swap hilarious stories about cigarette lighters, Fourth of July shenanigans, and the quirks of patriotism. Things get wild with tales of fireworks, vending machine ammo, and our lack of culinary snobbery—let’s just say we’re not foodies! We wrap up with a …
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TCND: Smartest Man Improv Game (Honey and Pepper)
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Hey, Neighbor! The McKinney Kids are at the table for another improv game. They answer some important questions--just one word at a time. We love laughing with these crazy characters... How do you know you've had a great birthday party? What's the best way to get rid of hornets? How do you make a birdhouse? Find out on today's episode. Email the Co…
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Riff 11 **Updated** Comedy Conversation
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This wasn't the right episode at first....but it is now. The gang gets nostalgic about cars, laughing over how we remember them more than people’s names. We joke about using cars as nicknames—hilarious or creepy? You decide. We also dive into the quirks of self-checkout machines and their fake gratitude, wishing they’d just give us a sarcastic “tha…
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TCND: Bad Spelling and ADHD (Sit and Listen)
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You can't just sit and listen to a podcast, Pkarlgh! The Podcast Ninja has spoken. Turns out, all of our attention spans are shorter than we'd like... What's the minimum amount of time you have to concentrate on something for it to count as "focus?" Then: Joe and Luke both have the sort of study habits that make their wives craaaaaazy. Later: Play …
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Riff 10 Comedy Conversation
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The gang, with special guest Curtis Crow, dives into the hilarious transition from young to old—think reading glasses, sensible shoes, and pharmacy apps. We also chat about the wacky world of Guinness World Records and the absurdity of some titles. Then, we tackle the ultimate culture clash: marriage. Cue the awkward gift-giving scenarios with whit…
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TCND: Play Fortunately, Unfortunately with Us (
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Welcome to the table, Pkarghl! We're joined by two, young McKinneys to play one of our favorite Family Improv games. But first--allow Luke to tell you about his latest KILL... Then, Cami and Collin help us demonstrate how easy it is to create comedy without ANY advanced planning or set-up! Email the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com. An…
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Riff 9 Comedy Conversation
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If you like outlines, you're going to LOVE this week's synopsis! Navigating life with oblivious kids? You'll need the patience of a saint and a sense of humor the size of Texas. Roughhousing: where childhood fun meets a near-certain trip to the ER. Gold mining: a high-stakes game of “Will I strike it rich or just strike out?” TV shows: where even t…
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TCND: John's Kidney Stone and Squatters (Government Cheese)
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Hey, Neighbor, the family almost had to do this episode WITHOUT the Comedian because John is passing a kidney stone. But he is present and soldiering on! (If you struggle with the same ailment, Luke has a suggestion for something to try.) Drink more water, find the nearest theme park, and try to get some "bang" for your buck. Next: John and his wif…
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Riff 8 Comedy Conversation
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Juan kicks things off with a wild tale about his dad’s mysterious age and a hilarious take on Tom Brady’s Hertz commercials. Things get deep with a chat about gratitude—like how hard it is to find new stuff to be thankful for without rolling your eyes. Then, they dive into the evolution of pants and why wearing them low is a fashion fail. They also…
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TCND: Tabby's Giant Baby, T-shirt Idea (John Brandit)
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Tabby's at the table--with her enormous baby. He's even bigger than a baby panda! Next, Luke did a show with Chris Farley's brother, and he unintentionally gave us a GREAT new marketing idea! (How much would YOU pay for a lousy T-shirt???) Later: John reads a piece of sage wisdom... Who cares what your parents think? Defer to your children instead!…
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Riff 7 Comedy Conversation
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The guys discuss the idea of celebrities doing ordinary things and how it becomes news. What about a service where normal people can hire paparazzi to make them feel famous? Luke talks about the joy of gift-giving and the pressure to find the perfect gift. There is some anxiety in gift exchanges. Technology is impacting amusement parks and algorith…
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TCND: Shocked About Depravity (Ace in the Hole)
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Welcome to another Sunday evening at the Branyan/McKinney table--after another great Sabbath day of family fellowship and DISC GOLF. Yes, The Peaches will allow a Disc Golf Recap today, since her husband accomplished something totally world-changing... Then: John's yardwork adventures aren't getting any less painful. Hear the latest injury story, e…
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TCND: Man with a Uterus (Shut Up, Conservatives)
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Hey, Neighbor! John has some things he wants to say--while the Peaches and the Pod Ninja ignore him... Did you hear about the man (or is it a woman?) who failed the gender test in women's boxing? Did you know even CONSERVATIVES are struggling to understand what makes someone a woman? Tune in for this biology-heavy lecture on female hormones, fertil…
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Another riff session with the gang. Among other topics, we discuss the intrigue of candy hearts and how the Handmaid's Tale would be a different story from the male perspective.John Branyan tarafından oluşturuldu
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TCND: Sweat and Being Counter-cultural (Pure Molten Happiness)
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John is sweaty. Peaches is sweaty. But the baby doesn't mind... Luke hurt his tongue...twice. And, eventually we get around to talking about being "counter-cultural." Viva la Revolucion! You can email the Comedian's family at Nextdoor@johnbranyan.com.John Branyan tarafından oluşturuldu
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