It’s episode 235 of Emergency Pants! Butts! Discussed: Butts Cats Nerd Poker podcast Hemlock Grove on Netflix Kickstarters and many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 235emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu

It’s episode 234 of Emergency Pants! AWWWWW YISSSSSS Discussed: Poop Wordishness made funny stuff! Cats Portion control And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Episode 234 Listen:emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu

It’s episode 233 of Emergency Pants, in which it is so hot you guys ugh yuck ew Discussed: Thrilling Adventure Hour Zeus Grants Dumb Wishes Cats Jesus fuck all, you guys, it’s hot up in this camp And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download Listen:emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu

It’s episode 232, in which we talk about where the hell we’ve been! Discussed: Jobs and lack thereof Love and marriage Kids, man. Kids. Cats Dogs Our awesome listeners And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Episode 232emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu

It’s episode 231 of Emergency Pants! Awwwww yissss. Nobody likes Toby Sugar highs Kiki is water-curious The celery showdown SPOON! and many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Listen: Download: Episode 231emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu

It’s Episode 230 of Emergency Pants, where everything is possible if you just believe! Discussed: Bee and Puppycat Kickstarter! The truth about onions We masturbate with you in mind and many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Listen: Download: Episode 230emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu

It’s Episode 229 of Emergency Pants, in which we shame robofrakkin! Discussed: That one memo Penile functionality Crushes Wine: A Love Story Balls and many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Listen: Download: Episode 229emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu

It’s episode 228 of Emergency Pa-ants *jumps* HEY! DUDE! NOT OK! Discussed: Butts Cheese guns Colors! Focus groups Halloweeeeeeen! and many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Listen: Download: Episode 228emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu

It’s Episode 227 of Emergency Pants, Meeeeeeeery! Discussed: How about OreNO? Shae needs sweet songs sung to her. Hop to it! Puppies v Kittens Poopstuffs And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Listen: Download: Episode 227emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu

It’s Episode 226 of Emergency Pants and it’s time for some smooooooth jazz… AW, WE’RE JUST FUCKIN’ WITH YA! Discussed: Two turntables and a new microphone Delilah Hammocks Expose Aaron Neville BLUE IS A COLOR / I LIKE PIE / PILLOWS ARE SOFT / TREES ARE MAKE OF WOOD etc. And many more! Join us, … Continue reading »…

It’s episode 225 of Emergency Pants! You wanna fight about it? Discussed: Guts Pants v pants Tit Tatts Two turntables and a microphone Starfleet Escape Podcast Spank banks Breaking Bad Back to school And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Listen: Download: Episode 225emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu

It’s episode 224 of Emergency Pants! DON’T LOOK AT US! DON’T YOU EVER FUCKING LOOK AT US! MOMMY! Discussed: cats cpaps faux pockets Japan v Mississippi kayaks The Penny Nickels Books That Will Ruin Your Life Club things And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 224emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu

It’s episode 223 of Emergency Pants! GET OFF OUR LAWNS! Discussed: It was Shane’s birthday! It will be Bridget’s birthday! It’s our birthday month! HUZZAH! Getting old Physical therapy Bionic replacements Werther’s candy Poop diseases Space dress And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 223…

It’s Episode 222 of Emergency Pants! Hey, um… you got a little… right there on your… there, you got it. Discussed: Dogs! Birds! Gum! Feelings! Style! NORMAL! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 222emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu

It’s episode 221 of Emergency Pants! Discussed: How hot are balls? The art of not wearing pants Star Wars, Star Trek, and other reasons we never got laid in high school On butts And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 221emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu

It’s Episode 220 of Emergency Pants! Do ya like that? You like that, don’t you? Discussed: Butts People Snacks Cartoons And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode (_!_)emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu

It’s episode 219 of Emergency Pants! Discussed: I hated her SO. MUCH… Mrs. Music Feelings and how dumb and stupid they are Children will destroy and/or get jam all over everything you love We like you! And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 219emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu

It’s episode 218 of Emergency Pants, and THE FLOOR IS MADE OF LAVA! Discussed: Everybody hates Larry Meeses Superfight! cats gnats What’s that smell? And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 218emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu

It’s episode 217 of Emergency Pants! Deal with it, pink boy! Discussed: Peer pressure TV Funny stickers When Shane and Bridget knew they were bff’s Pube eyebrows Nobody has their shit together Toucan Sam is a gentleman Cheese And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 217emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu

It’s Episode 216 of Emergency Pants! ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? NEVER FORGET YOUR LUBE. Shane was on Soulmatey! Bridget accidentally oggles someone Why are you talking like that? Is that even a thing? Bridget’s butthole is totes popular Where did the soda go? Questions! And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 216…

It’s episode 215 of Emergency Pants, in which we talk about stuff like: The art of knowing when to shut up Why do people do stuff? And so on! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Episode 215emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu

It’s a new episode of Emergency Pants! We’re here and we’re FABULOUS! Discussed: Ahahahahaha, LOAD! Previously on… Deadliest Ax Men Ice Road Truckers Catch Saga The origin of the boop And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 214emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu

It’s Episode 213 of Emergency Pants, where we insist you look at our butts. LOOK AT THEM! Also discussed: Cards Against Humanity CHSH Meeting awesome people Ducks Micropigs And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 213emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu

On tonight’s episode, Bridget and Shane sit down for a fireside chat about the foibles of life, the satisfaction a great cup of tea brings, and how people aren’t specific enough about their love of cats. Also featured is a lively discussion about: Therapists CHicagoiSH Swanky Frankies Fourth Thing Download: Episode 212…

It’s a brand spanking new episode of Emergency Pants! Drop ‘em! Discussed: Trendy food time capsules Why is this wet? CHSH Topics from awesome listeners ron-bailey, noelanthony, monkeyfrog, thekatcameback, dresspants, smartasshat, elizabethplaid, robofrakkin, pantsfreesia, jezebelthegreat, braincooksidea, raiselm, and tacotuesdayeveryday! Who does …

It’s episode 210 of Emergency Pants, in which we discuss: Our awesome listeners! We received questions/comments/boners from wordishness, smartasshat, xntrek, yhf, vegkat, claviusrobinsky, noelanthony, sniffyjenkins, and ron-bailey! Thanks you guys! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 210…

It’s a new episode of Emergency Pants, in which we discuss: BE NICE THERE IS A PERSON IN THERE! Time burglars aka meeting organizers Feeling ways about things Snow! And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download the Award Winning* Episode 209! *no actual awards received.emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu

It’s episode 208 of Emergency Pants! HUZZAH! Discussed: The Tool Shed Poopin’ Impolite Company Get off our lawn Advice nobody asked for cats Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download Episode 208emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu

It’s Episode 207 of Emergency Pants! WOOOOOOOOO AND SUCH! Discussed: The most awesome fighting game idea EVER Safety Tip: If you’re gonna help a dude put a couch in his van, always lift the side OUTSIDE of the van Stuff Things And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 207emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu

It’s episode 206 of Emergency Pants, in which we discuss: Snails vs slugs Animals shaped like penises Cats Naming your kid is a huge responsibility And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! ADDITIONAL: Bridget and Vegkat will be at The Tool Shed in Milwaukee on Friday, January 18th at 6:00 p.m. to celebrate … Continue reading »…

It’s episode 205 of Emergency Pants! NEAT! Discussed: FASHION! PAJAMAS! KITTENS! BATHROOM SHENANIGANS! AND MANY MORE! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 205emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu

It’s Episode 204 of Emergency Pants! Discussed: Acting like an owner Bathroom hardships Boner ornaments And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 204emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu

In Episode 203, we answer listener questions an learn proper burial technique! Listen in for exciting questions from a veritable who’s who of “who’s that?” on Tumblr! Also featured: Cats Recieving Psychology The dark arts Play-Doh Download: Episode 203emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu

It’s episode 202, in which we discuss cats and cinnamon buns and bindles. Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 202emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu

***We don’t actually discuss the election. Like, at all. You’re welcome! It’s episode 201 of Emergency Pants, in which Shane and Bridget sing Lindsay‘s praises, Bridget shares her adventures visiting Moxie in Seattle, and many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 201emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu

It’s episode 200 of Emergency Pants, which contains nothing special! ALERT!!!! Bridget’s going to Seattle and meeting Moxie, zuhl and yellowhat! If you’re in Seattle for Gamechangers, come and say hi. Just follow the laugh. Download: Episode 200emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu

It’s episode 199 of Emergency Pants! Neat! This week we talked about being happy, cheese, abusive furniture, and farting. Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 199emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu

Bridget and Shane: for all your talkin’ about stuff needs. Download: Episode 198emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu

It’s episode 197 in which we talk about stuff, things, and ch ch ch changes! Also: Our friend xntrek sent us a question! Moving. Blargh. Family fun time! Bridget is terrified of space, but Shane’s cool with it if he doesn’t have to look down And many more! Download: Episode 197emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu

It’s Episode 196 of Emergency Pants, in which we hug the turkey. C’MON HUG IT. You know you want to. How to hide a boner/appropriate vs inappropriate boners Soul crushing social experiments aka work Holy fucking shit we are tired Plus we read letters from groverviolet, raiselm, dorkitude, Shawn, Justin, and Julie. Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Dow…

It’s episode 195 of Emergency Pants, in which we discuss: Celebrity crushes! Household appliances that may or may not kill you! Potential sponsors! Slidey unnerwears! MOTHERFUCKING SPACE, BITCHES! Listener questions! and many more! Download: Episode 195emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu

It’s a new episode of Emergency Pants, now with 100% less show notes! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Do you like podcasts? Sure, we all do! So go listen to Fridge Magnets! It’s neat! Download: Episode 194emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu

It’s Episode 193 of Emergency Pants, in which I forgot to take notes so I don’t really know what the hell we talked about! Download:Episode 193emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu

It’s episode 192 of Emergency Pants, in which we discuss: Pretzels Bridget’s local animal shelter and people shelter Animals thinking they’re people The heartbreak of temporary food service Shane’s nightmares about poopin’ And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 192emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu

It’s episode 191 of Emergency Pants, in which we discuss: Good news bulletins San Diego is awesome Free sybian rides: $0! Hot dogs, ladies? Weird Flickr contacts What kind of super villian are you? Download: Episode 191emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu

It’s episode 190 of Emergency Pants, in which we discuss: Topics from Penny, Randal, Dan’s Balls, and Michele Jason and Jessica’s wedding! Blowing stuff up Me and You Red hair Gardening success Handjobs and many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 190emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu

It’s episode 189 of Emergency Pants, in which we discuss: Falling Gardening Varmits Things that smell like other things and many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 189emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu

It’s episode 188 of Emergency Pants, in which we are joined by Randal, aka fancycwabs! Carthage, TN – home of sadness! Bridget’s brother Rob (hi Rob!) has a tumblr! Pitfall Explorer’s Club! Wigstock! TJ & Bridget started a tumblr! Randal’s dead friend! Randal made a cereal that leaves white russian milk and other awesome experiments! … Continue rea…

Episode 187, in which we’re actually pretty sure that we’re ready for this jelly. SHOPPING AT THE WAL-MART! San Francisco! Merlin Mann! Fancy colored pencils! Eeeeeeeee!!! Listener stuff! Today fucking sucked because we had to say goodbye to Matt. He will be missed. Download: Episode 187emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu

It’s episode 186, in which we are joined by Casey, aka CLEAPOW! Discussed: The art of the passive pick-up The joy of pantslessness Emails from Randal and Bridget’s brother Rob Dig-the-cat made a ringtone of Bridget’s laugh Casey tells us her deal Download: Episode 186emergency-pants.net tarafından oluşturuldu