Okay, to start things off, this episode gets awkward real fast. Recorded over the span of 17 days, this episode is presented in three segments, each of their own creature. First, we have a fight. Second, we give a tour. Third, we return to normal. Let's have a sleepover! Find us on twitter @FutureUncles…

One vapes, one drinks. Jack comes clean about a dirty fetish. The Uncles propose a new national holiday and talk about masturbation for way too long. Not safe for the little nieces and nephews out there. Find more obnoxious shit on twitter @FutureUncles.

*re-uploaded because two friends said the audio sucked and my feelings get hurt too easily This is a futile attempt to reach out on a platform that has about 2 more years in the tank. Also, this audio sucks. On our first episode, we discuss the history of the podcast, we debate uploading this episode, and the mic glitches out like 4 times sorrynots…

Squeaky chairs, audio still sucks (I learned how to compress audio today), an emBARRassing rendition of a Billy Joel classic. Jack cut out a record-breaking 17 minutes of this newspeak. Nieces and nephews...this is...the fuck-around episode.

This is a futile attempt to reach out on a platform that has about 2 more years in the tank. Also, this audio sucks. On our first episode, we discuss the history of the podcast, we debate uploading this episode, and the mic glitches out like 4 times sorrynotsorry