Auri sets the room up for Kvothe to stay, should he need. We talk about the illustrated book of secrets, how this page foreshadows something that MUST pay off in Doors of Stone, and then we dispense some more unforgettable makeout advice. @pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the sh…

Auri employs honey in her bid to draw the anger out of the suet. We talk about why honey, the hard edges of the image, and Jordana gives you, the listener, an inch.@pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!Nick Alexander, Jordana Heney, & Jeremy Large tarafından oluşturuldu

Auri starts to resolve some long-simmering problems in her environment - but to what end? We talk about the logic Auri is using to justify the choices and actions she takes on this page, the promise of sleepovers, and how we used to be a proper country.@pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf y…

Auri begins to set her whole environment to rights, placing the threes where they must go. We talk about the weight of secrets, tantalization, and deliver a very special message to you, the listener.@pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!…

Auri figures out everything and realises she’s made a scheduling error. We continue to bang as we talk about Auri’s Jordana logic, assess the strange scheduling communication from Wise Man’s Fear, and Jordana enters the mind palace in order to determine when Book 3 will arrive.@pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://…

Auri laments her mistake… or does she?. We finish our talk about modern film trailers before talking about numerology, the significance of the moon’s appearance, and Auri’s instinct to blame herself.Content warning: at about 10:30 we discuss the page’s implied sexual assault.@pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://di…

Jordana is back as Auri’s mind wanders and she takes a bad fall. Jordana clears up her whereabouts while we talk about the Parable of the Monk’s Cup, the wider strategy of making us care about a character before destroying them, Fulcrum’s characterisation of having jumped away from Auri, and come up with a new theory about when poetry shows up in t…

Auri travels to the city-covered planet that forms the core of the Galactic Empire, known also as Imperial Center. We talk about the real-life definition of the planet’s name, the dread of calamity since we know what’s coming next, and complain about bathroom attendants in fancy washrooms.@pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord…

Auri wracks her brain trying to decide what to give to Kvothe when he visits, then takes Fulcrum on a walk. We talk about what Jordana might be up to, why Auri considers a bottle for Kvothe, and recite the rhymes on the page.@pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a fri…

Auri continues to wend her way. We are baffled by the strange disappearance of Jordana, who failed to arrive at the appointed recording time. We look for clues, list the suspects, and throw wild accusations.@pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!…

Auri discovers a shaft up to the surface world. We talk about similarities between this scene and the movie Us, the unreliability of memory when it comes to what’s important in a work of fiction, and the importance of Hansel and Gretel. Recommended in this episode: Achewood www.achewood.com (suggested to start from here: achewood.com/2002/03/12/tit…

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Auri eats some pretty mid pea soup. We talk about the phrase “to a tee”, the wordplay in how Auri names things in the underthing, and give Jordana some advice.Nick Alexander, Jordana Heney, & Jeremy Large tarafından oluşturuldu

Auri gets some peas. Nick enters a new phase, we emphatically *don’t* speculate about Auri’s deep dark fears, and husbanding peas. Apologies that this went out a bit late - that’s what happens when you try to coordinate podcast releases across international waters!@pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tC…

Auri tries to decide what to do with her most perfect soap. We talk about why it’s kissing soap, hunger pangs, and Jordana puts forth the theory of the Costco Effect.Apologies that this went out a bit late - that’s what happens when you try to coordinate podcast releases across international waters!@pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community …

Page 123: Hot Tub Temerant Machine Auri wakes up in a good mood. We discuss the meaning of a waxing day, our disenchantment with Matt Groening’s Disenchantment, and we debate the finer points of Auri’s worldview - why is it okay to wake up late sometimes? Finally, Jordana comes up with a good business idea.@pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the co…

[Experience Oneness.] @pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!Nick Alexander, Jordana Heney, & Jeremy Large tarafından oluşturuldu

Auri ends her day with a spring in her step. We talk about the return of music and the long shadow of blood in cream. Jordana puts forth a cracked pot, and you get a sweet, brief taste of dulcet tones.@pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!…

Auri carves up a block of perfect soap. We talk about the use of iambs, iambic meter, and rhyme on the page, the sinister nature of blood in fresh cream, and why ⅔ of this podcast think and hope that Auri’s ultimate fate is, and must be, tragic. Which ⅓ dissents? Tune in to find out! @pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at h…

Page 119: Are the Vibes Off?NOTE: We apologize for any audio glitches - they were present in the recording. Please be advised we have docked Jordana’s pay accordingly.Auri nears the completion of her project! We talk about how Auri’s mood may have a tangible effect on the world, the fun of visual wordplay, and the phenomenon of naming characters be…

Auri’s problems are all solved! Forever!. We talk about a peculiar compound word, the way the illustration makes the gear seem illuminated (illuminating?), and make a deep religious connection that might be a new addition to the Kingkiller canon.@pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like…

The Brazen Gear seems to be just the thing to help poor Auri. We talk about the origins of Widdershins, the feeling of magic, and Jordana joins the ranks of the punmakers.@pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgNick Alexander, Jordana Heney, & Jeremy Large tarafından oluşturuldu

Is a panic attack in the offering for Auri? We talk about how the prose evokes a particular feeling, how short a sentence can be, what has been foreshadowed in prior chapters, and how we prefer our long pig prepared. @pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!…

Things are just going completely wrong for poor Auri - and, she knows. We talk about the state of Auri’s auspicious hands, a healthy persons’ relationship to podcasting, and what Auri can teach us about how to handle some of the more difficult realities we face.@pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6…

Auri has to dispose of something red and full of screaming. We talk about what might be signified by red and full of screaming, and what we can learn of Auri’s past. We also learn about the objective truth of colour.@pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!…

Auri discovers something dark in her doings. We discuss iambic pentameter, the smell of selas, and the horror of something full of screaming.@pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!Nick Alexander, Jordana Heney, & Jeremy Large tarafından oluşturuldu

We talk about squeezing the sack. @pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!Nick Alexander, Jordana Heney, & Jeremy Large tarafından oluşturuldu

Auri talks smack about the state of her soap. We talk about Auri’s desire for pleasant things despite her whole deal, our own relationship with luxury, and what - and why - Auri wants to smell like. Recommended in this episode: The Goblin Emperor by Katherine Addison@pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/…

Auri excitedly begins to work on her new soap. We talk about what we can learn about real-life soapmaking, Jordana defends her height, and we yearn for freedom under a glorious new world power. @pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!…

Auri does some soothing ASMR activities and discovers something very angry. We abdicate our responsibilities by forgetting key details, talk about technical alchemy, talk about woo and woo-woo, and undertake disciplinary action against a podcast criminal. @pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgI…

Apologies for the late upload on this one, listeners. Rest assured, the interns of Omethi manner are being punished in an appropriately gruesome fashion.Nick Alexander, Jordana Heney, & Jeremy Large tarafından oluşturuldu

Page 107: Mad SuetAuri must draw out the anger in her suet. We talk about recipes for making things in fiction, what made the suet full of anger (we are way off base), and Nick gets Zen.@pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!…

Auri considers what to put in her soap. We talk about how much conscious desire is involved on Auri’s part when deciding how she wants the soap (and her) to smell, we talk about the sexiness of being apetalous, and conclude our debate in a respectful manner.@pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQc…

Auri wrestles with a stubborn soap ingredient. We discuss the origin of booze, which somehow turns into an origin of “Boo!”, which somehow turns into an origin of Jeremy. What does this have to do with the page? Tune in to find out! (Also, listeners, back me up: "Wouldn't say boo to a goose" is a common and well-known turn of phrase, right???@pageo…

Auri scrounges up a few more ingredients and does some more cooking, and cracking, and grinding. We talk about how this is the beginning of the third act of the book, how nice it is to see Auri eat, and why it might have been a mistake to teach rocks how to think. @pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tC…

Auri takes a taste of the nutmeg. We talk about a Belgian municipality in West Flanders, discuss what we want to smell like, and Jordana reveals more of her traumatic childhood. @pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!…

Auri seems to take control of her life. We talk about the resurgence of Auri’s “deal”, Jordana makes a blunder and is forced to resign, and what we can learn about Mandrag. @pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!…

Auri is still rinsing instead of washing. We talk about how this new day feels, what Foxen’s mood says about Auri’s, and yet more evidence of Auri’s good breeding. The referenced show is Palavi Gunalan’s presentation on Smartypants: https://www.tiktok.com/@smartypantsshow/video/7393408842538765611@pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on…

We embrace the void. You too, should embrace the void. @pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!Nick Alexander, Jordana Heney, & Jeremy Large tarafından oluşturuldu

Auri grins all the way home, and goes to bed happy. We talk yet again about the contentious bottle-stopper, how Auri is rewarded, and how the end of the chapter brings her problems of this chapter full circle.@pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!…

Auri discovers a perfume bottle. We discuss the illustration of the bottle and how *pushes glasses up nose directly into brain* it’s not accurate to the source material. We also discuss being hopelessly down bad, whether or not the perfume is good, and the drift of language and orthography over time, before answering important questions about tinkl…

Auri does some rearranging and drawer swapping. We discuss the difference between “intently” and “intensely”, and then try to figure out what the hell is going on, and seeing things in a new light.@pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!…

Auri does some reflecting on this, her most-perfect place. We talk about the origins of the word Annulet, and how Auri’s reflexive self-denial is the closest we come to learning what her “deal” is. We also think about Auri’s saintly qualities, and whether the world really does care about her will.@pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on…

Auri checks her inventory. We wonder about the provenance and purpose of her gold ring, wander off into discussing how you used to be able to customize the sounds your computer made, and return to the podcast to talk about Auri’s inventory ritual, and how she is attempting to ground herself.@pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Disco…

NOTE: The original upload of this episode was incorrect. It has since been fixed. Thanks to those who wrote in to let us know.Auri strikes a match and begins to set things right. We talk about how Auri starts to make amends, but devolve into Parasocial Sleep Corner. We get back on track when we discuss how Auri’s systems of behaviour are a coping m…

Auri tends her own garden. We talk about how Auri’s experience on this page can be related to our own real-world experiences, and tangent off into a conversation about how fiction handles characters who really want to change the world (and Batman, specifically).Ten minutes later, we reel back around to the subject of the book. Sorta. @pageofthewind…

Auri gets burned and stubs her toe and sulks. We talk about Auri doing things sarcastically, and how a bad day can snowball, and a letter prompts us to think about what to do with power.@pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!…

Auri makes a trade that feels right. We talk about the Menders again, and whether we think Auri has got religion. We also talk about how Auri’s worsening conditions lead her to consider compromise, and how a small detail on this page is reminiscent of a trigger of Kvothe’s. And we finish things off with a “well-actually”-off.@pageofthewindpageofthe…

Auri knows in her heart of hearts that the blanket is ruined. We talk about Auri’s fundamental irrationality, how her activities kind of make a sort of sense, and explore the spiritual vibes of being processed. @pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!…

Auri is empty of tears. We talk about how to interpret Auri’s refusal to reuse her blanket, what ritual mean to Auri and the world, talk about screens and who is the most normal. @pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!…