O Come All Ye Gapeful (GAPECAST #21)

Reel Politik Podcast

Faced with spending a lonely Christmas all alone at the Ilford South MP's Mansion, the luminous Cownadu, Mike Gapes vows to have the best Christmas of all time, as that'll show Corbyn and his Chinese communist friends, who created an entire pandemic specifically to inconvenience the most hard-done-by individual in the world, Michael Gapes. Cheerful reminiscences are shared about a Gapes child's Christmas in Wales, service as a guard at a Japanese POW camp in WWII and nights spent stealing milk from unsuspecting children, and visits are paid to Gapes Manor by friends-o-Gapes including Van Morison, Gorgeous Georgie and the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein. CAST: JFR as Mike Gapes, young Mike Gapes, Mike Gapes' father, Van Morrison, Welsh miner/Owen Smith, Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present & Future, postman, Gorgeous Georgie, Gorgeous Gilbert, David Bowie and burglar/Joe Pesci FFF as Richard Miller, Jimothy Baker, unnamed servants, unnamed child and the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein