Descend into the peculiar world of 'Josh Kirby: Time Warrior! Part 3 - Trapped in Toy World' with the 'Found on Shelf' crew as they dissect the bizarre fabric of this Moonbeam Entertainment misadventure. In this episode, hosts Patrick and Dustin, along with their freshly resurrected guests Gabe and Casey from the Glass Half Full Moon podcast, navig…

From the shadowy corners of Hollywood's forgotten reels, 'Found on Shelf' uncovers the bewildering world of 'Angel III: The Final Chapter.' Join Patrick, Dustin, and our intrepid guest Chris as they navigate the neon-lit labyrinth of this 80s sequel, where high school honor students moonlight as streetwalkers and the line between justice and vengea…

What do the Menendez Brothers, a drug addicted boxer, Captain Power and Prom have in common? Step into the eerie corridors of Hamilton High as 'Found on Shelf' plunges into the spectral chaos of 'Prom Night III: The Last Kiss'. In this episode, hosts Patrick and Dustin unravel the perplexing afterlife of Mary Lou Maloney, who refuses to let death c…

Does a solar eclipse mean the end of times?!?! Welcome to the world of 'Apocalypse III: Tribulation,' the focus of our latest podcast episode at Found on Shelf. This isn't just any movie discussion; it's a deep dive into the fringes of Christian cinema, where faith meets the apocalyptic in ways you never imagined. Together with our special guest, S…

Monster Babies on an island sounds like a great concept, right? But what happens when you spend more time in a courtroom than you do on the actual island? Or if someone decides that "hey, monster babies have accelerated growth". We continue our journey into part 3 movies with Larry Cohen's "It's Alive III: Island of the Alive" staring Michael Moria…

Unearth the secrets of the video store aisles as 'Found On Shelf' returns for another electrifying episode. This week, hosts Patrick and Dustin dust off the VHS case of 'Ninja III: The Domination', a film that defies all expectations with its supernatural spin on the ninja genre. When an evil ninja's spirit seeks vengeance through the body of an un…

Unravel the threads of time as hosts Patrick and Dustin tackle the enigmatic and perplexing world of direct-to-video sequels in their latest episode. This time, they're discussing the bewildering 'Nemesis 3: Time Lapse' – a film that defies the very fabric of narrative structure. With a plot that zigzags through a maze of flashbacks, recycled foota…

Dive headfirst into the bizarre world of the FP franchise with the latest episode of 'Found On Shelf'. Patrick and Dustin embark on a bewildering journey through the third installment, 'FP 3: Escape from Bako'. This time, the series takes an inexplicable turn, leaving the dance-fight roots for a perplexing sci-fi adventure complete with green scree…

Trailer for our upcoming season, new episodes start Feb 13th --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foundonshelfpod/message

Step into the video store of the past with 'Found On Shelf' as hosts Patrick and Dustin rewind through a year of cinematic exploration. From uncovering hidden gems to dissecting notorious flops, this year-end special promises a journey through the annals of film history that's as unpredictable as it is entertaining. Tune in and discover why every m…

Get ready to deck your halls with Raccoon Penises - Patrick and Dustin are back with another holiday special, this time discussing the weird Christmas "classic" Killer Raccoons Two: Dark Christmas in the Dark. Dustin dives deep into all the details on this direct-to-DVD spoof of Under Siege Two, from the absurd plot involving raccoon-operated space…

Meet Robo Saint Nick in the holiday slasher, Christmas Bloody Christmas! When an animatronic Santa decoration goes haywire, he embarks on a brutal killing spree, slaughtering people in creatively gruesome ways. It's a great movie for horror fans looking for some seasonal scares and over-the-top holiday carnage. Check it out if you're looking for so…

Happy Krampusnacht! Today we're taking a look at some Krampus movies, we're getting some help from the fine folks at Glass Half Full Moon as we dig through not just one, but THREE Krampus movies. The incoherent mess that is Krampus Unleashed, the Rob Zombie rip-off Krampus the Devil Returns, and the utterly bizarre Sister Krampus 🔑 Episode Keywords…

Black Roses brings together heavy metal and demonic possession for a wholly unique horror cocktail. Patrick and Dustin have a killer time dissecting this offbeat 80s flick about a band of literal monsters intent on corrupting a small town's youth. Tune in for their hilarious commentary on every outrageous moment, from exploding kids to the local te…

Welcome back to Rocksgiving, our musical movie month of November. Join Dustin and Patrick for recap of the bonkers 1980 musical fantasy Xanadu. We try to make sense of the kooky plot involving a muse bringing inspiration to frustrated artist Sonny, who dreams of opening a glitzy nightclub. Packed with big stars, flashy musical numbers, and plenty o…

When hosts Dustin and Patrick suggest to their guest Satan that he was involved in the creation of the infamously unwatchable 1989 cult classic "Things," Satan vehemently denies it. Nevertheless, they decide to experience "Things" together. What follows is a descent into hysterical laughter and outright rage as they attempt to analyze the incompreh…

Thanks to Patrick, Dustin is now a Zombie and what better way to celebrate a Zombie Podcast than watching a Zombie movie, Redneck Zombies! Stay tuned for this comprehensive dissection of a unique piece of cult cinema, where zombies, moonshine, and hillbillies intertwine for a hilarious yet horrifying ride. --- Send in a voice message: https://podca…

After being brought back from the dead by an evil video store clerk (its a lot, go listen to the previous episode) Patrick rejoins us in the flesh...well, the undead flesh at least. In this episode, we take a deep dive into the 1993 comedy, My Boyfriend's Back. This underrated gem tells the hilariously unconventional tale of a teenage zombie, Johnn…

Well, Patrick's dead but the show must go on, looks like Dustin needs to find a new co-host. We celebrate our 50th episode by watching a movie that's 50 years old! The bizarre and confusing 1973 low-budget British film "Horror Hospital" which involves brain experiments, zombies and a doctor who may be a melted monster. --- Send in a voice message: …

Halloween starts now! In this special, in-person episode, your hosts Patrick and Dustin dare to explore a mysterious film that literally showed up on Patrick's doorstep - "Cthulhu Mansion." Despite its title, promising Lovecraftian horror straight "from the mind of H.P. Lovecraft," the film betrays expectations by lack of any actual Lovecraftian el…

Naked Space, The Creature Wasn't Nice, Spaceship...a movie known by several names, but not known by many people. Dustin talks about Milf Manor and introduces Patrick to a movie he found in a $5 bin many years ago, except now we've got a copy of the original directors cut to compare it to. Leslie Nielsen, Cindy Williams, and Gerrit Graham star in th…

Funky Forest: First Contact, aka Naisu no mori: The First Contact. I don't even know how to describe this episode or this movie, but we try our best. It's just insane, go watch it and listen to us discover more information to try and make sense of the whole thing. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foundonshelfpod/…

As we wind down summer it's time we learn some fun facts about mosquitos, or perhaps their most annoying counterpart the Mosquito Man...or is it Mansquito? This made for Syfy channel, monster movie couldn't decide on a name, yet somehow decided to make Corin Nemec a tough police officer. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/p…

Patrick takes us on a trip to his childhood as we explore R.I.O.T. The Righteous Invasion Of Truth from Carman, the Christian propaga...I mean film that is really a series of music videos with a horrible "story" as a wrap around, but we had to sit through watching it and now you have to sit through listening to us talk about it. --- Send in a voice…

We have a special bonus episode of Found on Shelf for you today. We're interviewing The crew from the new 2023 indie sci-fi film Alien Planet. Joining us today is: Writer/Director/Cookie - Alan Maxon Camera Operator/Producer/Poster Designer - Kailey Portsmouth Assistant Director/Producer/ADR supervisor - Jessica Blue Owner of Illusion Industries - …

In celebration of summer camping in the woods, we're taking a trip back to 1996 and checking out our first Chuck Norris film, the family friendly movie Forest Warrior. Kids setting up Home Alone style traps trying to save the forest from an evil lumberjack company with terrible dance moves while the legendary shapeshifter, who is also a master if N…

In honor of Shark week we're watching....Repligator? A 1998 movie about the Army testing out a new device that ends up turning male soldiers into females with rampant nymphomania that turn into alligators when they have an orgasm. Yes, this is a real movie. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foundonshelfpod/message…

Happy Fourth of July, and what better way to celebrate the 4th than watching the 4th installment of a film series! Taking us where all sci-fi/horror franchises go to die before they get rebooted....SPACE! This time it's Critters 4, join us as we check off every single sci-fi movie trope known to man. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.…

New York Ninja was a fantastic representation of the passion and dedication someone can put into restoring an unfinished movie 37 years after it was filmed. Grizzly 2 is also a movie restored 37 years later....enjoy --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foundonshelfpod/message…

If you've ever wondered what the Hunchback of Notre Dame would be like if it took place in a late 1980s west coast college we have an attempt at an answer, but more importantly we answer the age old question..."Can you fuck Bob?". Ladies and Gentlemen this is Big Man on Campus --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fou…

Just when you thought it was safe to take a pee...Patrick picks the only movie we've ever watched that shows a blow up doll getting destroyed by a rocket launcher. Folks, we're watching Hard Ticket to Hawaii --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foundonshelfpod/message

In memory of Albert Pyun we take a look at the 1995 film Spitfire. It's Gymkata meets James Bond and features Tim Thomerson in a terrible wig... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foundonshelfpod/message

Today we learn that one of us has never seen The Room and we quickly fix that. We bring in a special guest to help us navigate the terrible script, the plot points that go nowhere, the acting that sounds like two AI talking to each other and try to figure out if anyone in this movie is actually human. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters…

Happy Easter everyone, we're talking about potatoes...I mean movies, a movie that started out it's life being called "Easter Sunday", even though only 2 minutes of this film has anything to do with Easter. The Being is a low-budget creature feature that tells the story of a small town in Idaho that is terrorized by a mutated creature. There are mov…

Dustin and Patrick discuss the 2009 Japanese movie Symbol, a unique and surreal comedy that follows a man who wakes up in an empty white room with no apparent ceiling from which he struggles to escape. A movie that starts off strange and only gets weirder as it goes along. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foundon…

What's the craic? Patrick and Dustin are celebrating Saint Patrick's Day the only way we know how...drinks and obscure movies. Okay so that's just about every day, but this time we're picking a movie about a Leprechaun. If Patrick had his way it would be Leprechaun in Space, but it's Dustin's choice and we're going with Troma's Getting Lucky. --- S…

We're closing out February with a love story, today we go off the beaten path a bit with a little known 2009 indie film, Lo. From writer/director Travis and staring Ward Roberts, Jeremiah Birkett, and Sarah Lassez . It's got demons, it's got torture and it's got showtunes, everything you could want in a romance film. --- Send in a voice message: ht…

Welcome back to Found on Shelf, we're talking about the movie that got a lot of people talking last year, Amityville in Space! The second film from Mark Polonia that we've had on the podcast. Stick around until the end as we have a special guest interview with Jeff Kirkendall who plays Father Benna in the movie. --- Send in a voice message: https:/…

While we're getting prepared for an awesome Season 2 check out our new trailer! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foundonshelfpod/message

It's the end of our first year of podcasting! Let's wrap it up with a little recap, give you some backstory on us, find out where the name of the podcast comes from and hear what we'll be up to in season 2! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foundonshelfpod/message

Happy New Year, we're starting this year by closing out our first season of the podcast with Bloody New Year, a film that not even the director himself enjoyed making. A film so badly put together that it actually made the director quit making films and nearly made us quit the podcast. Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.…

In honor of Charles Band's birthday on 12/27, we're watching Trancers in a special crossover episode with the folks from Glass Half Full Moon! If you're some dry haired squid that hasn't seen Trancers yet, go check it out now! Is it a Christmas movie? YES! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foundonshelfpod/message…

In the year 3978 global warming has made a desert of the North Pole. Santa and Mrs. Claus battle angry skeletons who didn't get what they wanted for Christmas. Christmas will never be the same once you see this, and it's bound to be a yearly tradition in your family and ours. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foun…

A movie so bad it broke the podcast. We've never had this many technical difficulties before, but the show must go on. Listener beware, we believe this movie is cursed and the Found on Shelf podcast will not be responsible for any damages caused from listening us use tin cans and string while attempting to talk about a snowman on a tropical island …

It's Christmas time at Found on Shelf and we're kicking off our weekly episodes with some Christmas propagan...I mean spirit, yeah Christmas spirit. Grab some Hot Chocolate and spike it with the strongest thing you can handle because we're starting this month off with Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.…

Rocksgiving continues as we take a trip to outer space and back with Voyage of the Rock Aliens. Witness aliens named ABCD teleport into toilets and see Jermaine Jackson performing a song that has nothing to do with the movie. Prepare for musical earworms that will make you want to stab your eardrums. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.…

It's a musical comedy about a vampire that can't lose his virginity because of a curse put on him by a pirate with a rhinestone pegleg who killed the love of his life with a hambone centuries ago... Still with us? Good, come explore the wild world of Rockula featuring Toni Basil, Thomas Dolby, Susan Tyrrell and Bo Diddley! --- Send in a voice messa…

Happy Halloween! In a unique spin on the Found Footage genre, today we take a look at the WNUF Halloween Special in all of it's 1980s glory. The brainchild of Chris LaMartina presents a movie in the form of a TV news special and gained quite the cult following. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foundonshelfpod/mes…

We've mentioned it several times, now it's time to torture a friend of the show! Welcome our first guest Chris as we take a deep dive into a movie filled with bizarre stop-motion creatures and an even more bizarre characters, filmed over half a decade it's the one and only Winterbeast! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod…

A movie about a magical hobo that teaches the ways of shapeshifting to a total creep in exchange for a bottle of booze, what could go wrong? The Found on Shelf team is going to get you some schoolin' with The Nostril Picker as we continue rolling out weekly episodes in celebration of Halloween! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotif…