OMG OMG sweet sweet ZNT is out of town on tour (GO CHECK OUT THE CITIES HES IN NEAREST TO YOU!) and so Kelsey had to call in for backup...aka...yall getting an episode to MEET THE ATHLETE HIMSELF!!! From non-monogamy, to advice in your 30's, this episode is sure to make you fall in love Our Sponsors: * Check out Anisa Beauty and use my code KELSEY …

This week Kelsey and Zach discuss the stress of keeping your peepers looking young and fresh 🫦 PLUS it’s Zach’s BIRTHDAY and he’s literally never looked more immature 👹 Our Sponsors: * Check out Anisa Beauty and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.anisabeauty.com * Check out Birdy Grey and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.birdygrey.com…

This week Kelsey and Zach chat *lightly* about how to co-exist with people who may in fact be voting against your very existence 🫨🫠😶‍🌫️ PLUS a recap of life on the road for your two fav confident comedians 😎🥰 Our Sponsors: * Check out Anisa Beauty and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.anisabeauty.com * Check out Birdy Grey and use my code KE…

This week Kelsey and Zach cool down from a whirlwind trip to the north Bay Area for comedy shows 😂😂 PLUS Kelsey lists the most iconic romantic male leads of all time 🙌🏻 Our Sponsors: * Check out Anisa Beauty and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.anisabeauty.com * Check out Birdy Grey and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.birdygrey.com…

This week Kelsey and Zach discuss the incredible LET THEM theory from Mel Robbins which allows people to make mistakes, grow AND remove the anxious burden of control for YOU 🥹 plus Zach shares the slortiest thing he’s maybe ever done?? 👹👹 Our Sponsors: * Check out Anisa Beauty and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.anisabeauty.com * Check out…

This week Kelsey and Zach agree for the first time ever in the history of the pod: CUDDLING (to go to sleep) SUCKS 😤🫢 It’s sweaty, arms fall asleep, and god forbid you need to 💨 SO cuffing season be damned cuz your two favorite blondes want to keep things moving in the bedroom (plus who can even stand to sleep with a 175lb bro taped to your back?!)…

This week Kelsey gives Zach the rundown of what women spend on BEAUTIFICATION in their 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s and beyond (guess who doles out the most of their sweet sweet cash 🤑🤑🤑) PLUS Kelsey absolutely destroys the hair of one of ConPods best friends 🫣 Our Sponsors: * Check out Anisa Beauty and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.anisabeauty.co…

This week Kelsey asks Zach a WILD question: “what would you do if you couldn’t have S-E-X?!” His answer may shock and offend, but the discussion that follows is helpful, honest and (intellectually) horny 🫦 Our Sponsors: * Check out Anisa Beauty and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.anisabeauty.com * Check out Birdy Grey and use my code KELSE…

This week Kelsey and Zach return to their roots with an episode of ALL dating no filter style advice 🫶🏻 from binge-drinking on dates to dumping unemployed partners, this ep is SEXY, SMART, and completely INSANE 🫨 Our Sponsors: * Check out Anisa Beauty and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.anisabeauty.com * Check out Birdy Grey and use my cod…

Hello Confident Bottoms! This week Kelsey and Zach are keeping us feeling SNATCHED with an informative (and yes, hilarious) rundown of the two cosmetic treatments that have us in a beautiful chokehold 🥹 PLUS Kelsey and Zach talk stand up and the power of keeping secrets 🤫 Our Sponsors: * Check out Anisa Beauty and use my code KELSEY for a great dea…

This week Kelsey and Zach do an epic catch up (including hotel room hookups 😈), Kelsey goes down a Reddit rabbit hole and Zach shows Miss Darragh pics of his literal hole 🕳️ 🫢 THIS ONE IS A MUST LISTEN!! Our Sponsors: * Check out Anisa Beauty and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.anisabeauty.com * Check out Birdy Grey and use my code KELSEY …

This week Kelsey takes Zach wayyyyy back in time to discuss a girl so bad ass she become the EMPRESS of Russia 🤯 Plus Kelsey becomes a naked farmhand while giving birth to her second book (it’s a girl!!) Our Sponsors: * Check out Anisa Beauty and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.anisabeauty.com * Check out Birdy Grey and use my code KELSEY …

Get out your spandex and denim cuz the Olympics are in full swing!!! This week Kelsey and Zach talk dating in the Olympic village, opening ceremony drama, and maybe the narstiest team USA “lewks” ever?! Our Sponsors: * Check out Anisa Beauty and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.anisabeauty.com * Check out Birdy Grey and use my code KELSEY f…

Fill your dior clutch with hot dogs and meet us at the met basement party bc BRAT SUMMER is here 👹 This week Kelsey holds Zach’s elderly millennial hand as she tells him what does and does NOT constitute BRAT BEHAVIOR (hint: it’s the perfect blend of hot, sophisticated TRASH) Our Sponsors: * Check out Anisa Beauty and use my code KELSEY for a great…

Last weeks news may have missed its mark but it did do one thing successfully: render Kelsey & Zach SPEECHLESS 😶 plus our dynamic duo weighs in on a celeb catfishing scandal that has us thinking we maybe shouldn’t trust men(???) Our Sponsors: * Check out Anisa Beauty and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.anisabeauty.com * Check out Birdy Gre…

This week Kelsey tells Zach alllll about the history of strap ons!!! From inception to perfection, this upgrade to the bedroom will have you on all 4s begging for more(s)!! PLUS Zach delivers some news that has Kelsey’s eye twitchin’ 🫢 Our Sponsors: * Check out Anisa Beauty and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.anisabeauty.com * Check out Bi…

Hello Confident Bottoms! This week Zach is living his best/worst life in NYC while Kelsey has stayed in LA to help save the world 🌎 🥹 That’s right, DEMOCRACY AS WE KNOW IT is on the ballot this year and Project 2025 should have you pumped to vote blue (do it while you still can!!) Our Sponsors: * Check out Anisa Beauty and use my code KELSEY for a …

This week Kelsey gives Zach her favorite (in a bad way) Effed Facts about the medical gender gap while Zach dishes about his new lover (this pod has range, people!) Our Sponsors: * Check out Anisa Beauty and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.anisabeauty.com * Check out Birdy Grey and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.birdygrey.com * C…

Kelsey got an abortion and WE’RE TALKING ABOUT IT bc abortions are health care )and much more common than you may think) 😎 Find out all about Kelsey’s whole experience while Zach tries desperately to make the episode about him 🥰🥰 Our Sponsors: * Check out Anisa Beauty and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.anisabeauty.com * Check out Birdy Gr…

Aaaaand no, we’re not kidding 🫢 This week Kelsey recounts the blacked out moment she found out she was with child and answers alllll the questions that come with her teen pregnancy (plus Zach makes some v inappropriate jokes). 40% of pregnancies worldwide are unplanned. Women around the world have unwanted pregnancies, and for various reasons, may …

This week Kelsey and Zach talk about the rules for giving out your number to strangers, hooking up with exes, and answer YOUR dating related questions 😍😍😍 Our Sponsors: * Check out Anisa Beauty and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.anisabeauty.com * Check out Birdy Grey and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.birdygrey.com * Check out C…

Wooooohooo this one went off the rails yall!! Kelsey and Zach talk PRIDE plus get to the bottom of gay dating and the curse that is migraines 😣 And our girl Tiana makes her CONPOD debut!!!! Our Sponsors: * Check out Anisa Beauty and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.anisabeauty.com * Check out Birdy Grey and use my code KELSEY for a great de…

This week Kelsey and Zach talk about how to be there for a friend who’s decided to get an a******n 🤗 PLUS Zach deletes Grindr (🤯) but has Grindr deleted Zach?? You gotta listen to find out babe!! Our Sponsors: * Check out Anisa Beauty and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.anisabeauty.com * Check out Birdy Grey and use my code KELSEY for a gr…

This week Zach tears Kelsey a new one over the word “best” while Kelsey smears that hole with manuka honey 🍯 PLUS Zach quits grindr in an effort to help Kelsey restart her stand up career Our Sponsors: * Check out Anisa Beauty and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.anisabeauty.com * Check out Birdy Grey and use my code KELSEY for a great deal…

This week Kelsey tells Zach all about her very cool experience at the ren faire while Zach dishes about his budding friendship with the one and only girth master 🤯 PLUS we discuss millionaire behavior and why we always choose bears over men 🧔🏻‍♂️🐻 Our Sponsors: * Check out Anisa Beauty and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.anisabeauty.com * …