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Two weirdos from the heart of Amish country, Matt and Greg, dissect the world around them. With a scalpel sharpened by years of mental illness and erratic behavior, they cut away all the bone and gristle to reveal America’s true heart. Expect opinions on all sorts of media and culture, opinions of other peoples’ opinions, interviews, rants, sour behavior, and lighthearted humor. Have a nice day.
 
This is a project I've always desired to work on and I've finally pulled the trigger on it. My goal with this podcast is to explore the world of photography as a Portrait Photographer and trying to dissect what it means to be an artist. The name is an exaggeration for the regular struggles that every artist alike faces. If you're looking for an honest, real and authentic perspective on things like social media, being an artist, relationships and such, than this is the podcast for you. Instag ...
 
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Greg’s freaking out about the forthcoming Great Reset and explains why white men have generally been pathetic. Matt goes in on Nancy Pelosi and Bill Gates for being ancient lizard people. Greg predicts everyone will be living with their parents again by 2030, among his many grim, doom and gloom predictions in this episode. Matt wants to hoard baby …
 
The Giants went 4-2 this week, but ended a 6-game winning streak. Eric and Chad talk review the week that was in San Francisco Giants' baseball, including the trade of fan-favorite Mauricio Dubon. We had an entertaining blow-out on Sunday night baseball with Albert Pujols taking the bump along with Luis Gonzalez, and the Giants and Mariners keep ma…
 
Matt claims to own cutlery that Hitler himself used. Greg thinks Matt would be a captivating reality TV show character. Greg wants to become the world’s peace broker. The two reflect on China taking over as global superpower. Matt hilariously imagines Greg at a slam poetry open mic. How many years of life do you get back from using Just For Men? Ma…
 
Join the conversation and Chad and Willie review the last week in Giants' baseball. We talk about the highs and lows, Buster Posey Day, and an umpire doing weird things with Madison Bumgarner. You can join us for every episode with our live stream on Facebook.com/torturecast. Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code TORTURECAST at MAN…
 
We recorded episode #250 and reviewed the week in Giants' baseball. Not the greatest week, going 2-3, but there were many challenges to overcome from COVID and injuries, Farhan is making deals everywhere, a career minor-leaguer finally got his chance in the show, and the rosters have contracted. Eric has a mini-rant about fair weather Giants fans a…
 
Matt and Greg fantasize about their own Killdozer scenarios but accept that they have no skills to construct such a machine. Matt begs for Elon Musk to re-activate his Twitter account. They assess the ongoing nuclear threat. Matt claims he can tame even the most dangerous mammals and wants to end to Amish culture. Matt’s kittens wreak havoc through…
 
In episode 249, we talk about the Giants' 8-3 road trip...despite losing 3 of 4 in NY! We give our players of the week, roast Angel Hernandez, and a traditional segment, "why the Giants will win it all." You can join us for every episode with our live stream on Facebook, although we didn't go live this week due to circumstances. We should be live a…
 
This week's episode explores toxic femininity, Pantera, Matt's high school volleyball heroics, the use of chopsticks, and kindergarten teachers oversharing about their personal lives. Matt gives Moldova the Cape Verde treatment and denies its existence. He thinks Greg has leukemia. Greg encourages Matt to become a digital pimp but Matt would prefer…
 
In episode 248, we talk about the Giants' hot start to 2022 as they opened the season winning 7 of 9 games and all 3 series. Their pitching is hot, their hitting could be better, but it's all working out. We give our players of the week, and a traditional segment, "why the Giants will win it all." Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo c…
 
Enjoy this hastily-edited belated Easter episode. Greg's in Little Hitler mode this week, eviscerating everything in his sight. Meanwhile, Matt's slipping into Goblin Mode and we're not talking about the sex position. Matt remains convinced that Cape Verde is a result of the Mandela effect. Matt's new goals include becoming king of the homeless, op…
 
In this week's episode, the two discuss ways to decapitate people riding motorbikes and ATVs in cities. Matt taunts a landscaper and ponders if marching bands are super spreader events. After finding out about a government program giving UBI to trans people, Matt has decided to come out as non-binary. This also means he is now immune to criticism f…
 
Matt’s still arguing with the far left on the internet as Greg begs the world to try harder. Matt wants to spontaneously combust and talks spontaneous ejaculation from his war fantasies. Greg is scared of the Booty Warrior but Matt would make his ass inaccessible in prison. They discuss how a friend of theirs destroyed their favorite local music ve…
 
Matt's in a particularly violent mood in this week's episode, like his random urge to stab a woman in the face a grocery store during an apocalypse. He wants to commit war crimes for Zelensky and wishes death on anyone that sleeps with his ex. An allargy attack in his eyes begins to take over the episode. What is the source of this allergy attack? …
 
Matt is still upset over the trans swimmer and he wants to have a sit down debate with her on Fox News. He confronts a homeless man and wishes for a suicide by cop while listening to "Freebird". We can rest safely knowing that he would abuse his child if they were to ever identify as a flamingo. Matt and Greg regret not just becoming normal dudes i…
 
Join us as we rejoice that baseball is BACK and we will get a full 162! We break down elements of the new CBA, give you the details of spring training and when the season will start, AND the Giants have already been busy signing new players for the 2022 campaign. www.torturecast.com facebook.com/torturecast (we stream every episode here!) @torturec…
 
This week's episode sees the return of Black Matt. He and Greg yearn for nuclear war and are disappointed it hasn't happened yet. Matt's been taking patriotic shits ever since starting a multi-vitamin. Ben Simmons gets compared to Putin. They contemplate what's on the other side of death and which areas would be targeted in the US in the event of n…
 
Matt and Greg taunt and dare Putin to bomb their respective geographical regions to ensure certain death. Matt has divided all Asians into two categories: math or sex. He also defends the use of the word negro(w) and applies a positive new meaning to it. Matt teaches Greg about Lady G and his ladybugs. Could Mark Wahlberg have prevented 9/11? Are P…
 
In this week's episode, Matt and Greg view the war in Ukraine through the mainstream media lens. Matt's convinced he and Putin got into an internet argument on Reddit. Matt and Greg try to justify not keeping in touch with friends. Matt has a crush on AOC but Greg worries that she'll scold him during sex. Matt makes the case that a teenage boy hook…
 
The boys have missed their meds and you can tell in this week's scathing review of society. They reflect on the imminent attack on Ukraine, welcoming fit women ages 18-25 to come to safety in America. Matt is envious of Putin and proposes turning the White House into Castle Grayskull. Matt wants to date the new Victoria's Secret model that has down…
 
Greg compares his nose-blowing to all-time great jazz musicians. As Greg continues to get richer, Matt wants to gain access to secret societies. The two debate yelling vs. remaining calm in the middle of an argument and whether or not it's okay to call a woman a bitch. Matt wants run a sweat shop or be a boss so he can have people to yell at. Learn…
 
Matt gets sad in advance of Valentine’s Day as Greg realizes he hasn’t really wanted to date any of his last 10 girlfriends. Greg thinks all he and Matt need is more fun. Matt wishes there was still white privilege because he thinks they both missed out on that. Matt's developed a nocturnal feeding pattern and proposes switching Mental Health Aware…
 
We're back for the new year with a fresh episode to bring updates regarding the MLB lockout of players, but in addition, we have a little discussion about the insane football playoff games from this past weekend, the fact that the Giants never even offered Kevin Gausman a contract, and it looks like Bonds will not make it to the Hall of Fame in his…
 
In this episode, Matt and Greg discuss Internet bullying and Greg encourages Matt to become a preacher. Greg busts Matt for sneaking an "n" word into the last episode and talks shit on Rhhode Island before concluding he'd be unhappy anywhere. Hear about the range of crimes Matt would've committed without access to weed. Greg has a gripe with the am…
 
Matt imagines if a cool metal dude from the 80s in a Camaro blasting ACDC would’ve done the first school shooting instead of the Marilyn Manson-inspired trenchcoats from Columbine. Greg is paranoid about footsteps in the snow leading up to each of his windows and Matt offers some gruesome traps as solutions. Matt details his fantasies and nightmare…
 
Recorded on the last day of 2021, Matt and Greg paint a grim picture of 2022 and beyond. A shred of success has morphed Greg into a motivational conservative men's empowerment guru. Meanwhile, Matt would just like the comfort of drinking breast milk straight from the tit. The two debate the importance of Betty White, whose death was announced durin…
 
Matt is oddly fixated on the disappearance of some guy who got called out in his small town. He is slowly finding his place in this world as a weirdo equally influenced by Kid Rock and Weird Al. He wants to write a conservative rock album to scam right wingers with irresistible patriotic rock. He lists out everything he can do better than you, incl…
 
Matt recaps his high school reunion as Kreg tries to get him to drop the trans issue. The two debate city vs. country living and the prolonged effects from their vaccine boosters. They remain fixated on meeting traditional Christian women and Kreg finally accepts the nickname Little Hitler that he was given in the past.…
 
This episode was coincidentally recorded on the day that the Kyle Rittenhouse verdict was being revealed, so the boys deliver a stunning play-by-play of the media event. White women are once again a target in this week's episode. Matt remains oddly fixated on the feminine hygiene of art weirdos and resents people who get to live life on easy mode b…
 
Eric and Chad talk about all of the hardware Giants personnel have earned so far, who's signed and accepted offers, and who the Giants should be in the market for. We also re-visit Buster's retirement. Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code TORTURECAST at MANSCAPED.com! #ad #manscapedpod torturecast.com twitter.com/torturecast faceb…
 
Buster Posey has retired. We'll have a special Buster podcast in a few days, but until then, here is his press conference from earlier today. It's about an hour, and it starts with a statement by Buster himself. the middle of it includes Larry Baer, Farhan Zaidi and others, but you can fast forward that to get to the Q&A the media had with Buster. …
 
In this week's episode, Matt envisions he and Greg as batman villains. As Greg's dad turns more gender fluid, Greg is taking a hard masculine turn. Matt discusses the results for his Hate Values Quiz which paint him as a bigot. Greg just doesn't like that bigger issues are being ignored like wealth disparity, poverty and hunger. Matt wants everyone…
 
We had to take a few days (or longer) to process the finality of the end of the #SFGiants' remarkable 2021 season, but we're ready to talk about it. @torturecast facebook.com/torturecast www.torturecast.com Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code TORTURECAST at MANSCAPED.com! #ad #manscapedpod…
 
Join us for a playoff special episode as we review the first four games of the NLDS against the hated Dodgers and preview the "win-or-go-home" game 5, to be played Thursday night at Oracle Park. We share our keys to the game, our super (or little) -stitions while we watch games, and quite honestly, just get pumped about the fact that this is happen…
 
This is Chad King from Torturecast with a few notes and sounds from last night’s 4-0 victory over the LA dodgers in game 1 of the National League division series at Oracle park. Logan Webb reminded all of us of Tim Lincecum’s postseason debut against the Braves in game 1 of the NLDS in 2010. Webb threw 7 ⅔ scoreless innings while striking out 10 an…
 
Join us for a very happy discussion about the Giants' historic 107 win club that won the NL West on the last day of the season. We preview the possible NLDS opponent and take a peek at the rest of the playoffs. Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code TORTURECAST at MANSCAPED.com! #ad #manscapedpod www.torturecast.com @torturecast fac…
 
A fantastic 5-1 week saw the Giants' NL West lead grow by one game to 2 and their magic number shrink to 5 with 6 to play. Unfortunately, the good vibes were marred somewhat when we found out that Captain Belt has a fractured finger that could jeopardize any playoff participation...and he had been one of the hottest players in baseball, cranking ou…
 
This week, the Giants clinched a postseason berth for the first time in 5 years, but they're not close to being finished. With the best record in baseball and a slim lead in the NL West, they still want to win the division and move deep into the playoffs. Eric and Chad talk about the past week in Giants' baseball and how the last 12 games may shape…
 
Join us for episode #237 as we review a crazy week in Giants' baseball that culminated in a hotly contested series with the Dodgers. The Giants briefly dipped to second place for like 11 hours before reclaiming the top spot. Are we worried about the lack of hitting with RISP? Jake McGee? The playoff rotation? We cover this and more! Audio version i…
 
The Giants are guaranteed to have their best monthly record of the season. They won nine straight series. They went 6-3 on the road trip, yet here they are, only 1.5 games ahead of the Dodgers. Eric and Chad talk about how this resilient team will deal with positive COVID tests for Donovan Solano and Alex Wood, and a sick Johnny Cueto, all while th…
 
What an exhausting week of Giants' baseball, filled with a heart-crushing defeat, victories snatched away from losses at the last minute, and back to back jacks twice, Chad and Eric talk about it all. The Giants maintain their NL West lead, but it did slip a bit to the streaking Dodgers. We also talk about the pros and cons of a team that relies, m…
 
Chad, Eric and Willie talk about the last two weeks of Giants baseball, including Brandon Crawford's 2 year, $32 million extension and how that might affect Posey and Belt, the fact that they went 10-3 and only increased their NL West lead by a game, the dramatic come-from-behind victories, the taxed bullpen, and how this team continues to be the b…
 
Matt's unhinged in this week's episode. Experience his range of emotions from feeling godly to speculating he'll never feel the touch of a woman again. Matt comes up with offensive reality TV show ideas and wants to wear black face to have a better chance at suicide by cop. Greg encourages Matt to just paint a picture.…
 
Chad, Eric and Willie talk about the trade that brought in the big fish, Kris Bryant, and the potential effect he'll have on the Giants and their race in the NL West. We also talk about the huge series against the Dodgers and Astros at Oracle this week. All of our episodes are also available on Apple, Spotify, Google, Stitcher, and most major podca…
 
In their longest episode to-date, Matt is in an end times mood and discusses all the possible ways to leave society, including skydiving into a volcano. As he contemplates giving up on life, he wants every article of clothing to be an American flag and wants to be known as Mr. Patriot. Matt and Greg float the idea of living together in the country …
 
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