We’d all be sad, lost, meaningless people without experts to tell us what we care about. Thankfully, there's Lifepile, a lifestyle podcast for trendy people trying to become The Ultimate Person. Every episode life-stylists Camden, Ryland, and Dylan each debut a hot tip and exclusive lifestyle topic they’ve deemed essential for Lifepile’s trend-thirsty listener. It’s hard work, but that’s why we make 10-figure salaries. Lifepile – Light Your Life On Fire.
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Issue 43: Colorado Gold Rush
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Issue 43 goes out to our colorful, rectangular, mile-high home state of Colorado. Cam’s great grandfathers get entrepreneurial, Dylan passionately defends 3Oh!3, and Ryland uncovers the truth behind Colorado’s terrifying airport.Inside the Issue:Edgy Cartoon Theories Soapy SmithPartridge Family ReligionD.I.Ablo…
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Issue 42: Brain Bleed with Mimi Hayes
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The boys sit down with Mimi Hayes, a guest expert on neurology. Mimi talks everything from angiomas to aphasia, standup to student teaching, breakups to book tours, and much more. Cam tries to prove he isn’t a robot, Dylan unlocks the other 90% of his brain, and Ryland impersonates an author at Barnes & Noble.Inside the Issue:Hot Doc CrawfordTripod…
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Issue 41: Ryland's Rehash
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In this issue, Ryland sneaks into Lifepile HQ and takes over for a Thanksgiving tour of some of his favorite Lifepile moments.Lifepile tarafından oluşturuldu
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In our 40th issue we only briefly discuss psychic lifestyles. But don’t worry, we spend a lot of time talking about who we were in middle school. Cam tries to figure out what qualifies as ‘Raven’, Dylan goes on a doxxing rampage, and Ryland wakes up a very special guest.Inside the Issue:Zach and DavidNO ONEA Broken Heart & A Smiling FaceZamboni Jon…
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Issue 39: Mutant Menagerie
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Slide on your favorite pair of bootcut genes, hop in your jelly car, and join the boys for Issue 39, our tribute to mutation. Cam is cordial with a new Lifepile employee, Dylan talks about his favorite band, KISS, and Ryland morphs into a vehicle that could’ve only spawned from hell.Inside the Issue:The JooglerCoke MouseCuban Monkey PigMuriel’s Nut…
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Issue 38: Gabe's Revenge
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It’s Issue 38 and not one of the boys is making it out alive. Cam exhibits some surprising last-minute heroism, Dylan breaks his arms, shoulders, and collar bones, and Ryland becomes a father of two and gets a sedan.Inside the Issue:BlorpingThe GhouchlerGodzilla’s Instagram“This Is Monster House Rules!”…
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Issue 37 is the first issue in Lifepile history that’s about 50% authored by children! Real children! Not the adult children who usually run the show. Also Cam gets gymnasty, Dylan gets heated about some boring contemporary sculptures, and Ryland reveals which beloved children’s novel is based on his life.Inside the Issue:Triple Backflip 360 No Sco…
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Issue 36: Biology with Blair Britt
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Special guest biology expert Blair Britt stops by the show to reveal his personal nipple headcanon for his character Zenith on NeoScum, thoughts on Bill Nye and Neil deGrasse Tyson, and makes a lot of great references to educational children’s television. Also Cam reassures celebrities they have beautiful bodies too, Dylan takes a firm stance again…
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Issue 35: A Tinkle In Time
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After years of Cher publicly begging and pleading, Lifepile has answered her call and turned back time for Issue 35, our ode to time travel. Cam cracks down on time crime, Dylan discovers how buckwild Canada is, and Ryland is extremely conflicted about giving his grandpa the sweet kiss of death.Inside the Issue:Chupaquito Big Time Traveling Boatsex…
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Issue 34: Boys In Toy Land
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Fling open your toy box because it’s Issue 34 and we’re playing with all of your favorite toys for pretty much the whole dang show! Cam shares a story about toxic masculinity on Easter, Dylan takes another crack at reining in his diabolical son, and Ryland shares an absolutely bonkers report about a group of children experiencing an existential cri…
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Issue 33: One Way Ticket to Bone Town
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ALL ABOARD! When Ryland comes gigglin’ down the aisle with his lil’ overalls and his corduroy cap you best be ready to have him stamp your One Way Ticket to Bone Town! It’s Issue 33 baby!!! Cam takes us all to church and it’s worse than we remember, Dylan rants a little (a lot) about the history of gender, and Ryland shows us how capitalism ruined …
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Issue 32: CULT-ure SHOCK! with Sarah Adler
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Remove your cloak, lower yourself into the mud bath, repeat the ancient chants of yore, and lay down in the coffin that is Issue 32 with guest expert Sarah Adler! Sarah tells the boys about spirit orbs, talking to angry plants, animal carcasses, coming of age ceremonies, women professing their love for her father, and the mountain community she gre…
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Issue 31: Fast Food
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It’s Issue 31 and we have a value-sized combo special about all things fast food! Dylan is check-mated into renouncing his buffalo wings brand, Cam does a TED Talk on the Principia Discordia, and Ryland reveals the one topic that makes him very truly actually genuinely angry.Inside the Issue:What’s So Gross About Hair?The Lone UrglarBurger King Men…
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Issue 30: Self Care Special
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Welcome. You’ve reached Issue 30, Lifepile’s soothing, ambient, wellness, and self care special. We’ve lit our oil diffusers and dimmed the lights. Please remove your robe, lie down on the table, and explain to us what an oil diffuser does. Cam gets an in-depth lesson about positive energy, Dylan has to defend the concept of drinking water, and Ryl…
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Issue 29: Gamer's Delite
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Issue 29 is goin’ to the gamers baby!!! Strap on your headsets, boot up your Gateway, and tell your mom to holler when the pizza rolls are done. Cam tries his absolute darnedest to extend the word count of his college essay segment, Dylan finds out about a tantalizing cookie made by the good, sexy, salad man, and Ryland brings the world’s worst pho…
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Issue 28: The U.S.S. Starship Lifepile
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In Issue 28 Lifepile is going bravely where other people have not previously gone in our outer space issue. Dylan does advertisements for like 9 different products and businesses who aren’t paying us, Cam brings a horrible song by a bad salad man back into our lives, and Ryland dredges up his old rivalry with birds.Inside the Issue:Bad Lil’ Case of…
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The Tiny issue of Lifepile is absolutely STUFFED with content. Think of it like a clown car. You open the door and out walks conspiracy theory Drake, Batman holding hands with Juno, Cam’s mom in a leather jacket holding a gun, and a million sparkly basketballs. Also Cam reveals a very alarming secret talent, Dylan hits the bong and talks about murd…
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Issue 26 is our BIGGEST ISSUE YET. We’re only talkin’ BIG IDEAS on this one, okay? We talk some big talk about body positivity with a listener, we get big schooled by another listener who had some corrections for us, Dylan gets down on his crumblers in a big way, Ryland gives a big surprise tour of his chocolate factory, and Cam goes big with it on…
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Issue 25: Veni! Veni! Veni!
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The 25th issue is an ancient and deeply classical issue of Lifepile. In this great triumph of civilized western podcasting we find the young scholar Dylan discovers his immortality only to have it quickly taken away, the old philosopher Cam muses on the inception of his new smoothie shop venture, and our brave hero Ryland explores the cavernous dep…
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Issue 24: Golden Oldies with Sophia Jaeckel
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The 24th Issue of Lifepile marks a monumental day for us- our first-ever special guest, Sophia Jaeckel stops by the show! A self-described Namenda hoe, geriatric enthusiast, and human cane, Sophia brings her professional knowledge of the elderly community to Lifepile along with a collection of nursing home stories that will make you laugh, cry, and…
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Welcome to Issue 23 of Wifepile! We weally hope you wike it :-) Anyways this whole episode is about wives. Also the boys have some frank discussions about pre-nups, depression and whether you cease to exist once all the people who remember you have died? Anyways Cam teaches his kids outer space is more important than bullying, Dylan makes a living …
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Issue 22: The Spy-tacular
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Psst… PSST! Here. Take this. It’s Issue 22. An issue of Lifepile entirely dedicated to spies. In it you’ll find Cam hot on the stink ape’s trail, Dylan getting absolutely OWNED about the Cold War, and Ryland reigniting the Red Scare for 2018. Now quick. Hurry. Go. There’s not much time. Go listen to these three dummies try and have a conversation.I…
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Issue 21: Fourth of July Extravaganza
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It’s Issue 21 and we’re proudly celebrating what our country hypothetically could be! Dylan gives it all up for Barry O, Cam pulls a gotcha journalism stunt, and Ryland tries to get everyone to sleep in a litter box.Inside The Issue:MacArthur Genius PatriotChester Cheetah ChickenDungavenhooterBilly Possum…
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Issue 20: Mustard Sandwich
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Get out your pen and paper folks because we’re straight up giving away some all-star White People Recipes™ in Issue 20. Dylan gets tricked into caring about Ryland, Cam defends his secret food arboretum, and Ryland floats down the river with a Horde Red.Inside The Issue:#YourHotGaySoupLicker LacquerTheresa Kerry Heinz007’s Tummy Time…
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Issue 19: Lil' Papa
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You know how oppressive victorian geometry is kind of like going on vacation? Yeah me neither. This week Cam buys all his enemies vacations, Dylan lifts a car off a fashionable woman, and Lil Papa is Counting! Up! Those! POINTS!!!Inside The Issue:Your Personal MoonBunny Island Laboratories Mickey’s F@!k LandThanksgiving Asshole Gratitude…
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Issue 18: This Is Hell Pig
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Hey gamers welcome to Issue 18! This week Cam indulges in a luxurious fur coat, Dylan breaks up a marriage, and Ryland tries to bring 10 video game consoles on an airplane.Inside The Issue:Hump ’n DunkRubies! Rubies! Rubies!Glypie’s Carcass HouseTwinksquatchLifepile tarafından oluşturuldu
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Issue 17: The Meaning of Pride
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Issue 17 marks the beginning of LGBT+ Pride Month and as you can imagine, we talk a lot about spiders. Dylan rolls out the space cowboy welcome wagon, Ryland invents an embarrassment university, and Cam plays horse judge, horse executioner, and horse pastor.Inside The Issue:BRUTHERLGBT Vending MachinesHorse EggsSecret Boss Fair…
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Issue 16: Smokey The Footloose Oracle
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In Issue 16 we find our heroes engaged in their first semi-serious discussion about the nature of pride, belief and argument. We’re basically a sociology podcast now. Also Dylan reveals his gorey toe superstition, Ryland finds a new group of supernatural beings to make fun of, and Cam picks the briefcase "A".Inside The Issue:Magical Online Argument…
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Issue 15: Gorillamaids
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Issue 15 finds our heroes settling a very topical debate about a polarizing audio clip. Ryland brings back a beloved crowd favorite, Cam starts a very sexy zoo, and Dylan makes everybody a personalized t-shirt.Inside The Issue:Stip It or Tip ItATF Twine JeansRyland’s Dessert PlanetKing Tut Is VersLifepile tarafından oluşturuldu
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Issue 14: Knockers™
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In Issue 14 Cam gets publicly shamed in a grocery store, Ryland displays some drive-by heroism, and Dylan celebrates the most important month of the whole entire year.Inside The Issue:Call The ClopsPigeon Cheese SuitIs Krampus Is Real?Saddest Birthday CakeLifepile tarafından oluşturuldu
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Issue 13: Worst American Road Trip
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Betwixt the pages of Issue 13 Cam's gotta dice it up to mix it up, Dylan gifts the boys a new side project, and Ryland resurrects Michael Jackson at a corn palace with some bananas.Inside The Issue:Plugged Conversation HolesEternity In The Ghost ClubThe Fur Is Flamming!Area 51 BrothelLifepile tarafından oluşturuldu
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Issue 12: The Intergalactic Paris Hilton Saga
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In what is perhaps our most conspiracy-heavy issue to date, Dylan uncovers an elaborate conspiracy we can't stop talking about, Cam stands up against discriminatory movie depictions, and there's some sort of interference with Ryland's mic...? Inside The Issue:Emergency Car SwordKardashian Phone HomeThe Gremlin QueenMini Edible House…
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Issue 11: Return of The Znewdiac
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It's Issue 11!! Cam makes up an elaborate, upsetting surgery, Dylan learns Colonel Sanders is real, and Ryland takes a playful prank battle 14 steps too far.Inside The Issue:Jamba Juice C4Rooster Cuck SurgeryStubborn Psychic HottiesBad Boy CreamLifepile tarafından oluşturuldu
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Issue 10: Hitachi Magic Mom
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Welcome to Issue 10. Ryland relives a traumatic audition, Dylan tries to impress a boy by charging into battle, and Cam avoids his impulse to keelhaul Ryland while desperately pulling up on the throttle of this episode before it meets it's demise in a fiery blaze of vulgarity.Inside The Issue:Top Bug Chef90’s Eyeball StrawsGay Pirate Booty Compensa…
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Issue 9: Out With The Zoldiac, In With The Znewdiac
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In our 9th issue Ryland traps everyone in hell, Cam eats a bunch of tires, and Dylan finds out that his new favorite word is "Hunkles."Inside The Issue: Piéce de Twéast Hot ’n Tasty Jelloo Cigarettes Cher-Lock Holmes Social Maximum SecurityLifepile tarafından oluşturuldu
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Issue 8: The Hargem Grobetrobbers
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It's Issue 8, "The Issue of A Thousand Live-Its." Ryland learns how to speak English, Cam makes an earth-shattering discovery he doesn't want to talk about, and Dylan takes everyone to Northern Yukon Territory for the grossest time of their lives. Inside The Issue:Must-Have Bathroom TechThe Immortal K-Pop WarsAncient Alien AccessoriesNick Cannon-Ca…
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Issue 7: Powder Monkeys Ahoy!
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Who knew squirting was so integral to self defense? Ryland, that's who.Inside the issue:Sexually Frustrated Hearse VandalismExploding Sasquatch IslandJesus Pokemon GymElephant Hawk Moth Frog Spider SnakeLifepile tarafından oluşturuldu
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Issue 6: Camden's Giggle Hut
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The boys get into an avoidable car accident with co-workers, learn about vintage slang, and open the world's most delightful hospital.Inside The Issue:Bernie Sanders’ Coke AgendaRise Of The Horse PeopleStalin: Poetry JockAlien Glitter AnusLifepile tarafından oluşturuldu
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The boys suit up and take on their most formidable adversary to date: children with smart devices.Inside The Issue:Monetized Charity DatingGod’s Wink SchoolMystery Hawt FlashBaby Arms DealerLifepile tarafından oluşturuldu
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Issue 4: Planet of The Beach Glass Squirrels
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Ryland becomes a tyrannical, immortal leader of a race of furry celestial mammals.Inside The Issue:Very Necessary SonogramTriple Lohan BreakupMeaty Ryland ClonesCorporate Goth StaplerLifepile tarafından oluşturuldu
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Issue 3: Ancient Piss Pyramids
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The truth comes out about Ryland's urinary habits.Inside The Issue:Single Juggalo MomsPan-Dimensional Mirror DylanUtopian Coffin CityBad Daddy RedenbacherLifepile tarafından oluşturuldu
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Issue 2: Cannibal Phrog Princess
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Dylan realizes his royal potential.Inside The Issue:Ryland’s Chocolate MarblesTim Allen: Gay IconMy Wife PhribbitWorst Timeline BeyoncéLifepile tarafından oluşturuldu
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A sexy old classic gets a fresh update from the Lifepile crew.Inside The Issue:Ryland’s Nipple LandPre-Natal Pony TailAstronaut Colonel SandersWelcome To My Chicken HouseLifepile tarafından oluşturuldu
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