We’ve truly been so lucky to hear what sister Dennis thinks about women’s power in the church and we can’t wait to hear what she has next. Here are our top five hopes.

So Mormonism is true, allegedly. /9 that means when sinner go to hell (like us) they’ll have a ward. And these are the people we hope are not there.

Listen. We’re not experts. But we’re concerned cis people. So here is our attempt to support our trans community

The Mormons are up to some business. We’re not OK.

We’re in the daylight savings hangover over here. We had so many plans and then we lost that hour

It’s season seven and we’re all new! We’ve got the intro music at a different spot! Remember last week when we told you your husband was gay? Well if that made you anxious we’re here this week with the top five bits of advice.

ie top five signs you’re a straight lady married to a gay man.

I mean, that’s basically it. It’s been 42 days since our last episode.

It’s the new year. And here’s the top 5 things we think are in and out (we sort of understood the assignment differently.)

Hey, listen it’s the top five ways we would change the names of Christmas songs sometimes by one word or sometimes by more but really make them feel more relevant. The rules weren’t really super clear.

The world ended. Trump is president. Biden is president. It’s World War III. We don’t know. But here are the top five people you would find at our post apocalyptic compound.

I just want to say from the get that I’m sorry about this episode.

If you thought you’d never hear from us again you owe us $15.

I bet you thought you’d never see another episode! Nope! We’re here! And we’re telling your our beige flags. The things about us that are a bit weird but not totally red flags.

It’s something about a grilled cheese. Or a hug. I don’t know.

We all know life is great because there are bagels. But there are also horrors. These are our top 5.

Listen. This is my business.

Listen. We can talk about them if you want. But this stuff is none of my business.

We have some suggestions

We couldn’t decide on a top 5 because Cjane suggested two great topics so there are two.

Listen, there’s no theme. There’s no top five. This is just bitches be talking. Twaint: “OnInstagram I’m gonna say no top-five just love.”

Get ready to squirm and learn the definition of “tumescent.”

Viola Davis? Your woman king? Here are 5 other people who did the thing.

You know how Pedro Pascal is ugly but also he can any day any time? Here are 10 more people who fit that mold.

We love a good self-addressed stamped envelope sent to Boston Massachusetts. And these are our top five PO boxes to send it to.

Bottom line, we’re poor. So we’re gonna be hustling to pay the bills.

Listen. If you haven’t seen M3GAN, we spoil it in this episode, but we talk about the moments that made us more queer so don’t listen to this until you’ve seen M3GAN or if you don’t care about spoilers.

It’s a new year. And new predictions for what we want? Are Scared of? Hope for? Also we just decided this is the SEASON FINALE even thought we don’t mention that during the episode.

It’s here. The episode to listen to while your driving to your Mormon Dad’s house where your racist Uncle is going to say something about pronouns and the Woke Mob.

As Brother Coffee’s explores his childhood with his therapist, we venture back and remember what was weird about being 13.

It’s the top five things were grateful for a while we’re drinking alcohol. So it’s not like our kids or our Lord and Savior Jesus. It’s things that we feel happy about while we’re drinking wine another alcohol.

Listen, there are 1 million of these. But we wanted to highlight the top five that seems so insane to us now.

Have you seen the new Interview with a Vampire? The reboot of A League of Their Own? More shows from our childhood with queer folks!!

Did you hear that Mormons can get tattoos now? Allegedly? Well, here are the top five tattoos Twaint and Coffee think they’re gonna get.

On todays episodes of this podcast that we record each day on a daily schedule, we set some goals. Goals for sluts.

Remember, when a bunch of people from Oregon yelled at a bunch of people from BYU and the governor of Utah acted like they had declared war? Well, here are some things we would like to yell at Mormons.

Remember when we told you the top five truths that were hard to hear? Well, these are the top five beautiful truths you didn’t even know until this ‘sode

You know how you didn’t get an episode last week or next week? Well this is why

We’re sharing some of our favorite Hot Drinks memories and then we take a HARD LEFT TURN into some dark therapy for Bro. Coffee.

We downloaded Hinge. Why? Because democracy is dead.

Hi Gay! It’s Pride Month at the Butter Barn!

Lil Twaint is a dater. And she’s here to tell us why men ain’t shit.

Progmos: you’re useless. We expect better. Here’s the 5 reasons why.

Happy Easter! Jesus died and came back to life and we want to know what would bring US back to life.

Here’s some moments. About our sexual awakening. Some are funny. Some might be creepy. But this is what we’ve got.

You know when someone says something to you and you can’t stop thinking about it even 40 years later? Yeah it’s that

Listen living in Utah isn’t always the easiest thing. But there are a few reasons that we can make it work. Here’s our top five

Sister Virtue is in town, and she brought her sweet partner along with her, Sweet Emotion. They are a nevermo who doesn’t understand Mormonism in the slightest. In this episode Sister Twaint is solo and answers some questions for them, only managing to further terrify and confuse them.

Y’all I’m sorry. This episode won’t be as funny as the Brad Wilcox one. But it has some moments.

You knew we were gonna.