"You are not gonna run into problems if you just burn things. Haunted pen? Burn it!" Happy Halloween, Tenders! Our tradition of bringing the spooky scaries from 10 years ago continues, and it cost Jordan one of his 5 draft picks from 2014. Listen as we discuss our history with Ouija boards, the Parental Advisory of The Nightmare Before Christmas so…

"It's not a draft pick. It's a correct answer" Greetings! We are trying a different approach to the 2014 movie season, and for the first time ever have decided to do a 5 movie (each) draft to determine which episodes we are guaranteed to revisit and review on this 10th anniversary year of the 10th anniversary movie podcast. So what gets picked? Doe…

Showtime, A-holes! We're back! After an extended siesta, J-Bow and J-9 have gotten the team back together (it's just us) to celebrate 10 years of "At The Movies, 10 Years Later" and shake things up a bit for 2014's crop of Box Office Champions. Up first is the game-changing, star-making and foot tapping space epic that took the MCU intergalactic. L…

"I adore the cut of his jib" Happy New Year! Time marches in one direction, and so does this episode as we revisit a concern documentary from 10 years ago about One Direction. So pour a cup of Skittles and listen as we break down NSOD, power rank the members, lost youth, weird haircuts, bad tattoos, trying to be a bad boy, Beatles comparisons, hyst…

"I thought it was pretty clever, but you're not 'Let It Go' and you never will be" Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, whatever you are into this time of year we hope it is unreal for you. We are back to revisit the land of Arrendelle and the phenomenon that was Frozen. Talking Olaf, sister-love, Weaseltown, hit songs, bitchy sisters, proper fire burn…

"You know what? Fuck space." Hey friends! Join us as we continue our trip back to 2013 and take a secondary trip up to space, which in case you didn't know, is a relentless killing machine. We talk about jackets (stay tuned after the end credits of the episode!) unsurvivable situations, Sandy B, the Macarena, Ed Harris' eventual villainy in all fil…

"I don't want to see mouths sewn to buttholes, but I'm down for some paranormal shit" Happy Halloween! We are back to review a horror movie box office champion from 2013, and it's not a Paranormal Activity for once! Instead we are revisiting the movie that started a cinematic universe of profitable horror that is still going strong today. Listen as…

"I can't stand up for what's right anymore, because I want to keep living". Hey friends! We're going back to the series that has inexplicably become the highest grossing animated film franchise of all time. Back to Gru and company for round 2. Listen as we discuss BC wildfire season, the appeal of the Minions, breakfast sandwich makers, viral movie…

"LIttle kids are hilarious athletes, and it's bullshit that I can't just go and watch" Hey there! 10 years ago we got a Pixar sequel/prequel that FINALLY had nothing to do with Toy Story or Cars. Monsters Inc takes it back to college to see how Mike met Sully, why Randall squints and when Roz took a vow to keep her eye on them. Listen as we discuss…

"This is a million dollar concept in a $300,000 package" IT has been 10 years since the first Purge, but considerably less time since the prequel titled "The First Purge", which makes this whole thing a bit confusing. Listen as we revisit the low-budget, blue balls concept tease that jump-started the whole franchise. We get into rich people home se…

"It's not a bad way to waste 2 hours" Rev up your engines and hit the NOS gang, we are revisiting a very special movie in Bow's life (some may argue the most special), movie 6 of 10 and counting in the Fast & Furious saga. Listen as we break down the origin of why this is the movie Bow has seen more times in theatres (9!), as well as a breakdown of…

"One thing about me...I love a good prologue. If you are ever watching a movie in a theatre, and it starts, and the title comes up first, and you hear someone in the theatre go "awww", it's me." Warp speed, y'all! We are going back through a time rift and revisiting the alternate universe Star Trek sequel, which should have been called: Star Trek: …

"It's tough because you have MCU nerds who get hard for this stuff" Yo listen up, here's the story! Tony Stark returns as the man in the iron mask (and suit) for his last solo foray before Civil Wars, Infinity Wars and Endgames. We're hear to revisit the first movie in Phase 2 of the MCU, and the first one post-Avengers. We talk about this being a …

"I'm so glad they lost. Not because 'Go Humanity' or anything, but because they deserved to lose for being fucking idiots" Hey there! Thrilled to be able to revisit a 2013 Box Office #1 that is also part of the Tom Cruise Sci-Fi subgenre, Oblivion. Join us as we break down tight ponytails, cabins, the anatomy of feathers, stupid machines, memory wi…

"I know it kinda goes against the point of the movie to judge someone based on how they look...but...the guy looked like a racist" It's April 15th, Happy Jackie Robinson Day! We're back to kick off our 2013 season with one of Chadwick Boseman's more underrated performances as Jackie Robinson. Listen as we discuss gross racism, dancing, old timey ba…

"Bane is funny. He's got jokes" After 8 years of being a recluse, hidden away from the world, Bruce Wayne dons the Batman cowl and the Dark Knight returns. Thematically, it makes sense to release this episode under similar circumstances. Recorded last Summer before things kinda went more than a bit to shit, sometimes you gotta slap on the knee brac…

"I'm glad to know someone who shares my belief that booby traps are sometimes entirely necessary" Happy Halloween Tenders! We've got a lot on the go right now but there was no way we would skip over a chance to experience some frights and return to the found footage franchise that is a license to print money: Paranormal Activity. Listen as we discu…

"Eugene!" It's that time web-heads! We are here to revisit and review the first attempt at rebooting the cinematic Spider-Man franchise with Andrew Garfield (and his hair) as Peter Parker/Spider-Man. We talk love languages, Flash's real name being the keyword to an asskicking, Gwen's skirts, keeping promises, Lizard men, Meatloaf, web shooters, the…

"The guy has pulled Norah Jones and Tammy-Lynn from being a teddy bear with no penis? That's game." It's been 10 long years since Song & Dance Seth MacFarlane's foul mouthed teddy bear came to life and said "fuck you" to thunder. We talk about how great The Other Guys is, Seth surviving 9/11, shitting on the floor, child stars, Ted's ability to pul…

"Yeah sure I gave you a mysterious magical spell and I forgot to tell you the most important part of it, sure, that doesn't give you the right to blow up my goddamn house" It's been 10 years since Princess Merida needed to CHANGE HER FATE, and we try to get through our revisiting of it without breaking into a Scottish accent 100 times. We fail horr…

"He who has the whiskiest lips, will step up and kiss the fair maiden and bring her back to the land of the living!" We also chat Charlize chewing scenary, sense participation in movies/tv, how attractive Bowman is /10, Kristen Stewart's beauty, the Food Network, the Billy Goats Gruff, fantasy casting, whiskey lips, needing a Bowman, alternate pump…

"Sometimes... when I'm lying in bed, and I need a good thrill..." The movie podcast that goes back in time is watching a movie that goes back in time. We are chatting Will Smith, Josh Brolin a Toothy Jemaine Clement and sometimes Tommy Lee Jones in Men in Black 3. Listen as we get into Donair meat, Mark Sanchez's "butt fumble", Josh Brolin putting …

"I'm not buying it here because of the deal. I am protecting myself against a potential future rip-off. Thanks Winners!" Going back a ways to the lovely days of 2011, and posting an old episode that go lost in the shuffle. Which is too bad because it's a good movie, and it deserves to be retrospected after a decade. Listen as we discuss jackets, sh…

"I hate shadowy cabals, mostly because I've never been invited to be part of one" THE ROAD TO THE AVENGERS IS OVER! Celebrating 10 years of what was once the movie Bow saw most in theatres (8!), and the coming together of a group of remarkable people to fight off some aliens and each other for a brief spell. The culmination of Phase One of the Marv…

"Would you describe us as kooky peeps?" We went back for Bow's boy, Ben Foster, and revisited the 2012 heisty smuggling thriller starring Mark Wahlberg. We get into what we consider contraband, cheating in school, Josh Hartnett's shark eyes, Ribisi's boydom and why Bowman despises the colour Magenta. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards!…

"Don't unwrap your cookie so fast" We back! And we are revisiting the first of this two movie series where Steve Harvey's advice is the thing driving the entire narrative lives of... the Earth. We talk about "game", dating, dating apps, the fact this is a real book and the importance of just being a decent person and having a conversation. All that…

"Peta is the only one here I'm 100% sure watches wrestling. He's the best. He gets it". May the odds be ever in your....damn how does the rest of that go? Anyways we are back to volunteer as tributes and watch the first of several Hunger Games movies to slay the competition and be the last one standing at the box office. We talk our chances of winn…

"I took 5 notes. I love this movie so much I just wanted to watch it". 10 Years Ago... Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill teamed up with Lord/Miller for the big screen reboot of 21 Jump Street, and the reboot template was set. An awesome script, funny self aware gags, good action and a new side of "The Tates" all led to a fantastic movie-going experienc…

"Not since Phillip Seymour Hoffman in Mission Impossible 3 has a kidnapping victim been in more control of a situation. Wow." 10 years ago uber criminal super spy Denzel Washington was moved to a safe house after being captured in South Africa under the watchful eye of Agent Ryan Reynolds. Chaos ensued. We're here to talk about kidnapping, favelas,…

"Never before in the history of romance, has a Dutch Oven been a potentially good idea to make her love you again" Hey yo! It's been 10 years since Rachel McAdams and Channing Tatum played a married couple who falls out of love due to amnesia brought on by a car accident. Where does the time go? We are here to break it down and discuss farts, hands…

"Her hair, is RED!" It's been 10 years since the found footage genre went super, and we're here to break down this coming of age/coming to terms with powers/puking on 34 year olds at High School parties film. We talk hair colours, if it was us, preferred super powers, the acting and perhaps have one of the most intense disagreements about a score i…

"No movie should ever end with a dude with a knife in one hand, and broken mini liqour bottles in the other hand, putting up his fucking dukes!" Happy 2012 to you all! It's our first episode in a new year of movies and the "Road to Avengers" is officially underway! But first, we tackle Liam Neeson & friends in the Alaskan* wilderness surviving a pl…

"WHAT A PLAN BY THE APES!" Another pandemic movie from 2011 (although slightly less overt than Contagion), we get together to discuss the first in a very overlooked trilogy of excellent movies. We talk outbreaks, justice, cute monkeys, John Lithgow, apes on horses and much much more. All that plus Fun Facts, Tenzie awards and a trip to the IMDB par…

"Arancini. Cup of Skittles. It's going to be a memorable night" Happy New Year! It's the favourite holiday of 1/2 of the show, so we went all out in celebrating a movie that is a giant mess of stars coming and going (and being overshadowed by legends). Listen as we talk about why Bow loves New Years so much, Cary Elwes and the respect that's due to…

"How dare this movie make Canada seem like a bunch of greedy body bag hoarders". Happy Holidays! Releasing some of our episodes from the tail end of the Summer, and as much as you don't want to hear about it, Contagion was one of those movies. With things going out of control again we revisit the movie that predicted a shit ton of this stuff going …

"We have a rule on this show, that there are no skips, unless one of us has a child and brings new life into this world. It's a new life!" Happy Halloween! If you thought we would sit out an opportunity to review some decade old spooky scaries, you wrong! Listen as we talk demons, witches, modern male fashion, badass children, babysitters, furnitur…

"She graduated with honors from the Amanda Seyfried school of eye distance" Sam Rockwell alert! We attack the 2011 genre mashup that time forgot. This is a movie that happened, we can assure you. We talk all about tackling dudes off horses, gruff Harrison Ford, Adam Beach being the man, Sam Rockwell crushing it, getting out of the prostitution game…

"It's not like it's fucking Candyman where you say 'Voldemort' three times into a mirror and he's gonna show up and ruin your sleepover" It's the end of the line for the students of Hogwarts! We break down the final installment in the Harry Potter film series and get ALLLLL INTO IT! We talk about Dragon abuse, Goblin deals, bullshit resurrections, …

"I enjoyed the stakes, and I can't stress enough how much the cars murdering themselves in this really spoke to me". Disney/Pixar chose to do a Cars sequel before tons of other deserving movies in their catalogue, but MONEY...TALKS. Listen as we discuss the film and Bow's love of honey mustard "cheese" roll-ups, the rise of charcuterie, Spider-car,…

"I had no idea that was a Good-bot, and not a Dick-bot, because they weren't wearing jerseys" Recharge your energon and get fired up because it's a giant robot fighting movie that is an assault on your sense. Listen as we break down the amazing cast (and what they are doing there), Tyrese the liar, the future of the Transformers franchise, Shia The…

"Yes or no: Is Steve Rogers a virgin?" It's been a decade since the last solo MCU film before the Avengers, and the Star-Spangled Man With A Plan jumped into our lives, shield first. Listen as we break down the dogfight for Best Supporting Character, 40s fashion, accidental cyanide, Hugo Weaving's lack of romantic comedy roles and his prominent che…

"I cannot fully express my disappointment with almost every decision that was made" The road is Green Lantern is OVER! Revisiting fanboy heartbreak is the only way to celebrate 200 episodes of the decade-late movie show. Join us as we discuss EVERYTHING about Green Lantern, the emotional spectrum, Sinestro's backstory, popcorn seasoning, Hal Jordan…

"This thing has a spaceship made out of alternating, shapeshifting cubes. I don't think he needs to worry about Crest". Filmmaking kids run afoul of a super sensitive alien in J.J. Abrams "Spielbergian" coming of age monster flick "Super 8". Join us as we discuss the relationship between Abrams and Spielberg, J.J. Abrams' filmography, the Mission I…

"All these people who had their preexisting hatreds now just do it in a post-apocalyptic world, and they hate each other even more because they have powers" The mutants are back, but not back to the future as it's the swinging 60s and we are jump-starting the convoluted timeline in cinema history. Join us as we talk about the X-Men brand (and the d…

"The lack of chunk nets handicapped this movie to a degree from which it could never recover from" Aliens have come to Earth to fuck around, and Aaron Eckhart is having absolutely none of it. Listen as we talk about about what we play for, Pert Plus, Aaron Eckhart's career, Saving Private Ryan, highly rated Madea episodes, military rankings, charac…

"Here's the thing, I realized halfway through that, that I was REALLY taking a strip off the guy, but I was committed, I couldn't turn around and go back to Winnipeg, I had to keep going" The wolfpack is back, and everyone came out in droves to see them. the sequel to the smash hit that made A-list stars out of most of it's cast, we dive into the s…

"I came out of the movie being so pro mer-MAIDS, but not that mer-MAID. The main one kinda sucks" Aye mateys! Avast yer ears, we be talkin' Pirates 'round these parts, savvy? After the wet fart ending of the Pirates trilogy, they got (most of) the band back together for a tale of fountains of youth, mermaids and swashbuckling. Listen as we talk abo…

"Much Dance '97 was a go-to, fuckin' JAM factory" We've never seen this thing, but apparently these movies were a slightly big deal with the kids. It's on the list, so we have to watch and review. Listen as we talk about "Take Part" taking over, dealing with siblings, old school internet, Grade 7 memories, Ma$e song titles, Dua Lipa, roller skating…

"Do you think any of this happens if Thor is unattractive? What if Thor was a 4/10?" A year before the Avengers assembled, the MCU's third hero stepped up and sliced...like a hammer! Listen as we talk about reserved seating, Asgard fashion, Heimdall's job as a security guard, Loki's awkward overt heel turn, Thor being a huge asshole, how to avoid b…

"Her husband was a good cop, and not she's with this piece of shit? She's got a little brain damage herself" Rev it up, it's time to revisit the GAME CHANGING installment in the Fast saga, it's Fast Five. Listen as we break down The Rock's intro to the series, the Fast fight contracts, Vin Diesel's career trajectory, decoy assassins, the complicate…